Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Runes Activated: 3
Holy Grails Found: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
Zombie Dances: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • WoodyMC.de

    WoodyMC.de

    One thing is paramount on our server: fun! And that only works if no one steps out of line. Woodymc.de can be played by everyone with version 1.20.2 – 1.9.x.You join the server as a guest. After playing for 2 minutes you become a resident. Then you have more rights and will automatically be assigned to the resident chat.!Everything on Woody is free!We do without ranks. Everyone’s being treat equally.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 12
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • FraggleCraft

    FraggleCraft

    ** 1.9 – 1.20.x Support** * 7 Years Running * *Bedrock + Java Support!!*  Bedrock Port: 19132-=ᕼᗩᒪᒪOᗯEEᑎ EᐯEᑎT!=- Trick or Treating! Special Event Area + Custom Music Limited Time Event Currency, Shop, and Achievements! 100+ Limited Time Cosmetics + items! Cauldron Hunt! Can you find them all? Custom Monsters and Bosses! A Haunted Mansion to explore! A corn maze to solve!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Crops Grown: 8022
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 439

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Realm Of Royalty

    Realm Of Royalty

    Welcome to Realm of RoyaltyOn this network we offer different games–  Survival–  Skyblock– Prison (Coming Soon)– Factions (Coming Soon)Do you want to try out this amazing new server? Go join the discord: https://discord.gg/rmJFxeJU9d Or join the server: play.realmofroyalty.net

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 8
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • TroutWorld

    TroutWorld

    TROUTWORLDA low modded Vanilla Minecraft Server where economy is centered around Fishing.This server is owned by Dearlola1. A popular Runescape streamer. Come build with the trout gang!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Potions Brewed: 64 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 16 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Astral Club

    Astral Club

    About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 12 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    DownRiver Vanilla Smp

    Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Helixia

    Helixia

    Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 20
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • BlubbCity

    BlubbCity

    A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 30 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Animals Bred: 188

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Hunter MC

    Hunter MC

    Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC

    TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Chaos Hub

    Chaos Hub

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Void Armor Forged: 23
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dimension Hops: 15
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 8051

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SolarGN

    SolarGN

    SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Zombie Dances: 3
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 47 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • RoyalCraft – Romania

    RoyalCraft – Romania

    MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 53
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 460
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • The Cube

    The Cube

    Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Alien Abductions: 4 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Realm of Aureus

    Realm of Aureus

    Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Mines Excavated: 2903 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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