Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
Void Armor Forged: 13 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
Magic Items Found: 6788 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • ClownerCraft

    ClownerCraft

    A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • JungleSMP

    JungleSMP

    Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Penia Network

    Penia Network

    .It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • RogueMC Network

    RogueMC Network

    In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Cross Worlds

    Cross Worlds

    Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 12
    Falling into the Void: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Source

    Source

    Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Cloud SMP

    Cloud SMP

    𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 26
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Mines Excavated: 2384

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

    Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Farms Harvested: 107
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • NightRealm

    NightRealm

    NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 35 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Animals Bred: 155 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The Mushroom Co. Survival

    The Mushroom Co. Survival

    A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 14 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 424468 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Fusion SMP

    Fusion SMP

    The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Towns Built: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 284
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 20Ticks

    20Ticks

    Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • StellarverseMC

    StellarverseMC

    StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CGCraft Survival

    CGCraft Survival

    CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Villages Defended: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 6
    Crops Grown: 3885 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Mythical Quests Completed: 21
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • The Farmers Market MC

    The Farmers Market MC

    An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

    Updated October 8, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43 Immortal Anvils Forged: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3744 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 132778 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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