Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CherryMine Free admin / free Minecraft server

    CherryMine Free admin / free Minecraft server

    Welcome to the server with free donation, a server without admins and very few rules, to get a free donation write /free and /hack

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Ruv Black Pipo Minecraft Server

    Ruv Black Pipo Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, do we have a server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild server where the pigs are pink, the cows can fly, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the rare and elusive black pipo! Why do they ruv black pipo, you ask? Because these mysterious creatures drop diamonds instead of pork chops! That’s right, you can mine for diamonds or just hunt down some black pipo for some bling bling loot.

    Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary black pipo, build insane structures with our unlimited resources, and battle it out in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a pet dragon! So come on down and see why everyone is raving about our server – because who wouldn’t ruv black pipo and all the craziness that comes with it?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can hunt for treasures and riches beyond your wildest dreams. And don’t even get me started on our All Saints’ Wake event – it’s spook-tacular!

    But wait, there’s more! We have meetups that will blow your mind. From Saturday Morning Cartoons to Tokusatsu Watch Parties, we’ve got something for everyone. And let’s not forget about our Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s a real scream!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our insane Minecraft SMP where the fun never stops. Who knows, you might even run into a friendless loser meetup or two. See you there, fellow gamers!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paradise Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with Nijisanji EN YouTubers, LazuLight drama, and OBSYDIA shenanigans.

    Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the chaos reigns supreme. ILUNA is the land of mystery, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds.

    But wait, there’s more! TTT is where you’ll find the bravest warriors, Denauth is where the adventure begins, and our Teamup schedule will keep you on your toes. And don’t forget about our Graduated Livers and Miscellaneous section for some extra spice!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare for the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Runes Activated: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP

    Face Swap Like Face App Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of your boring old face? Want to spice things up with some hilarious faceswaps but can’t because they’ve blocked it on the Face app? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a special plugin that allows you to faceswap with any block in the game! That’s right, you can have a creeper face, a diamond block face, or even a dirt block face! Join us and unleash your inner blockhead in the most epic faceswapping adventure ever seen in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this insane feature!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Tragic Love Minecraft Server

    Tragic Love Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us and witness the epic love story of OOT Zelda and Link unfold right before your very eyes. Will they finally confess their feelings for each other or will Ganon ruin everything once again? Only on our server will you find out! Plus, we have custom-built dungeons that are so challenging, even the most hardcore gamers will break a sweat. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft server ever!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP

    The Bedrock Blockheads Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old Minecraft experience? Looking for a server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

    Join us and experience the wonders of Bedrock edition, where the textures are so saturated, you’ll feel like you’re playing in a rainbow! But that’s not all, our server runs so smoothly, you’ll be flying through the game at warp speed.

    But beware, once you join our SMP, you may never want to leave. We’ve heard stories of players who tried to switch back to Java, only to find themselves crawling back to us, begging for forgiveness.

    So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who knows what crazy adventures await you in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server

    WinningSHEEEServer – Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky! If you win on our server, you’ll be granted the power to control the weather, turn all the zombies into friendly villagers, and ride a dragon into battle against the Ender Dragon herself!

    But beware, if you lose, you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for eternity and be chased around by a pack of angry wolves. So come join us and see what happens if she wins… or loses!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Villages Defended: 15
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP

    The Lizard Lounge – Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most scaly-tastic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! We’re all about those scales, baby. Whether you’re into dragons, wyverns, dinosaurs, or even lizard people like Argonians, this is the place for you. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of lewd lizard writings to keep you entertained.

    Join us if you want to discuss all things scaly, from anatomy arguments (which never go anywhere, by the way) to sharing your favorite scaly series and making outrageous changes to them. Just remember, no monstergirls allowed – we’ve got standards, you know.

    So why join our SMP? Well, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a giant fire-breathing dragon who will only let you in if you can recite the entire script of “The Land Before Time” backwards. Plus, we’ve got a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a tribe of kobolds who love to play Minecraft all day.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of our resident shark in a top hat who roams the server looking for unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner lizard lover run wild!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server

    BreadixWorld BedWars Minecraft server
    › Our project is based on Minecraft PE version 1.1 – 1.1.7.• On our server you will find such mini-games as: BedWars 4v4v4v4 Mode and SkyWars Solo Mode, as well as SkyWars Teams Mode!• Just recently a new seasonal mini-game was added to the server – Grich Simulator! Attention, it will only be available until March! Don’t miss the opportunity to play a new mini-game!• When creating the server, we tried to convey the style and atmosphere of mini-games from the Hypixel server!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 19
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with craziness and laughter.

    Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with insane events like Sim Room Overclock, where you can overclock your Minecraft experience to the extreme!

    But wait, there’s more! How about dressing up your character in the latest fashion trends with Costume Passes like Thief of Justice and Baseball Fan? Trust us, your Minecraft avatar will be the talk of the server!

    And don’t even get us started on our upcoming events like OLD TALES [2nd Anniversary] and Solo Raid: Behemoth. You won’t want to miss out on the action-packed fun!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter Rapunzel: Pure Grace cleaning up the party mess or Cinderella: Glass Princess breaking out her killer dance moves. It’s all happening on our server!

    Download now for Android, iOS, or PC and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP

    The Fed’s Top Two Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

    Once upon a time, there were two fed’s top babyfaces who decided to join our SMP. And let me tell you, things got wild! They built giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamonds, rode pigs into battle against creepers, and even tamed a dragon to guard their treasure.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, and even a hidden village of talking llamas. And if you join our SMP, you can be a part of all the madness too!

    So come on and join us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft experience of your life. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server

    Autistic Dude’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being seen as an “ick” to women in real life? Well, have no fear, because on our Minecraft server, being a male autist actually makes you a total chick magnet! That’s right, our virtual world is filled with ladies who can’t resist a guy who knows how to build a mean pixelated castle.

    Join our server and watch as the ladies flock to you like bees to honey. They’ll be begging you to show them your redstone contraptions and asking for your expert advice on how to survive the zombie apocalypse. Who needs real life when you can be the ultimate ladies’ man in Minecraft?

    So come on, leave your real-life ickiness behind and join our server where being a male autist is actually a superpower. Who knew virtual reality could be so much better than the real thing?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 234 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP

    Real Madrid’s Master Class Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP, where you can kick it with the coolest players in the game! Join us if you want to build epic stadiums, score goals with creepers, and trade diamonds like they’re trophies.

    Our server is home to the most skilled builders and redstone wizards in the Minecraft universe. Need a skyscraper built in a day? No problem, our players can do it blindfolded while juggling TNT blocks.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll unlock secret soccer mini-games where you can challenge Cristiano Ronaldo himself to a penalty shootout. And if you win, he’ll give you a signed diamond sword as a prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join Real Madrid’s master class Minecraft SMP and show off your skills on the virtual pitch. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Minecraft Messi!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server

    Oshi no Ko Minecraft Server
    Welcome to ONK, the Minecraft server where the story started out great but then took a nosedive into irredeemable garbage – just like your favorite anime! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions as we take you on a journey through the ups and downs of Minecraft gameplay.

    Why should you join ONK, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond sword that granted them the power to turn into a magical unicorn. But beware, for there are evil creepers lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your unicorn powers and turn you into a llama with a bad haircut.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! ONK is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who will bestow upon you the gift of infinite chicken nuggets if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor.

    So what are you waiting for? Join ONK today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, in the world of ONK, anything can happen – for Japan!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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