Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ShantyCraft

    ShantyCraft

    Join us at play.shantycraft.com ShantyCraft is a new and welcoming survival server running on 1.20.4! We have a semi-vanilla style game play with a some extra features for a better experience. This includes a growing economy with player sign shops, warps, a player GUI shop, and land claims to prevent griefing. We encourage new players to take advantage of a great opportunity to set up base in a fresh world. Building things like shops and warps for other players to visit is encouraged. Redstone engineers and mob farms are welcome! Come check out our community today and get started! Our server was recently opened so there’s plenty of opportunity and land to explore in a fresh new world. Play Now at play.shantycraft.com

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • SkittleMC

    SkittleMC

    Welcome to SkittleMC! We’re a Minecraft network running since 2017 with an unique community where you can express yourself freely in a non-toxic way. This is a place where all types of weirdness and creativity are accepted. Primarily focused on the roleplay, economy and survival genres.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Adventure Kingdom

    Adventure Kingdom

    Adventure Kingdom is a minecraft server that wants to provide players with the best survival game experience. Based on the GriefPrevention plugin that protects your area from grief. In addition, there is also a mcMMO plugin that brings with the effort on the server some progress for the player. From other plugins: Jobs, RankUp system. SimpleClans… A lot of fun awaits you, so don’t wait and visit our server. :)IP: play.adventure-kingdom.org Discord: https://dsc.gg/adventure-kingdom

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • WildCraft

    WildCraft

    WyldCraft ServerSemi-Vanilla Survival Server! Features: Economy Custom Spawners Custom Enchants Lag-Free Community Friendly Staff Greif Prevention Resource World Voting

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • GamiFun Demon Slayer

    GamiFun Demon Slayer

    MCMMO Roleplay modded server, that includes a bunch of loved mods, with a newly popular Kimetsu no Yaiba mod, that brings the Demon Slayer universe into Minecraft!Explore the world of GamiFun’s Demon Slayer, choose between becoming a Demon or Slayer, complete missions, become a Hashira or Twelve Kizuki, talk with people with a functional voice chat, gain money by participating in the server’s economy.The server includes famous places from the anime, like the Final Selection, Mugen Train, Entertainment District and more!Modpack: http://demonslayermodpack.gamifun.eu/ Discord: discord.gg/gamifun Website: https://www.demonslayerstore.gamifun.eu/

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Alien Abductions: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC

    AuroEarth MC is a towny geopolitical sandbox server for Minecraft. We offer a custom 1:500 scale earth world for towns and nations to prosper.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • GRM Pixelmon

    GRM Pixelmon

    How to Install / Join: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/installWelcome to GRM Pixelmon Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged This version of pixelmon runs on MINECRAFT 1.16.5! Modpack : https://reforged.gg/What do we offer GRM pixelmon was founded by a cat and cookies are the best. We offer a free rank, backpack and pokeheal for everyone. We have loads of custom content for our players like the Johto Region inspired by the pokemon games, Safari Zone, PokeHunt, Events, Daily Rewards and much more!Server Information IP Address: grmpixelmon.com Website: https://grmpixelmon.enjin.com/

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Iperios

    Iperios

    Iperios[Semi-Vanilla]{Whitelist}{1.20.2}{Geopolitics}{Semi-rp}{Towny}{Dynmap}Iperios is a growing server that want to create a semi-rp and geopolitical atmosphere around the server.Plugins list: -Mcmmo -Essentials -Dynmap -Armorstandtools -Customheads -GriefPrevention -Harbor(Sleep plugin)Hope that you visit us and see you in Iperios! 🙂

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Divine Spears Created: 21

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • TNTWcraft

    TNTWcraft

    A server based on vanilla survival with added protections. Head out of spawn and build almost anywhere you want and do just about anything else that you would want to.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MeepCraft

    MeepCraft

    Towny | Skyblock | Parkour | COD Zombies | Creative | CommunityWe’ve spent the last 10 years crafting the Ultimate Economy Experience and certainly have a lot of history with our community. Make lifelong friends and meet new people, our staff are here to support you along the way! Our gamemodes are always being tweaked and updated, with chances to win custom items in our community events. With past players like PrestonPlayz, LittleLizardGaming, JeromeASF, IAmTheAttack and Notch. Yes… the Notch, you cannot go wrong.IP: MeepCraft.com

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Just Bucket

    Just Bucket

    Brand new Survival server!! JUST BUCKET – [SMP] [ECONOMY]

    Jobs, Economy, SMP, soon to be Creative sub server as well.. Come be a part of a growing community!Do you like Minecraft? Want to create awesome builds? Play with friendly people? Talk in the discord? All this while surviving nights and discovering new land? Then join us today, you wont regret it! Plugins: The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft, while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We offer GriefPrevention, Economy systems, jobs, and all the normal home, spawn, tpa and warp commands! Tired of mining and crafting? We’ve got alternatives for those looking for a change of pace: Player based economy, and player trading. Use chest shops to sell or buy while you’re online or offline, or trade directly with players while online. Finally, we have a friendly staff with multiple ranking systems and room to advance throughout the server and staff. Player, member, helper, moderator and higher.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMP

    ThenzoSMPThenzoSMP is a server that strives to become the most unique survival server with the most enjoyable twists, like boss fights, jobs, battlepass, and a lot more!join today to find out every feature!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • EstCraft

    EstCraft

    The EstCraft server is a SMP with a custom map. We have friendly staff and players. The server is mostly estonian, but english people are also welcome. We have plugins to make your experience better.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 24 Emeralds Found: 543

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Skyland

    Skyland

    Hello and welcome to Skyland Minecraft! We are a server that focuses on world building with nations, cities and history on a Minecraft Java 1.18x-1.20x server that uses the Lands plugin.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Reforged Network

    Reforged Network

    Reforged Network Vanilla & ModdedVanilla: > Survival Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Lifesteal Plus (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Free For All (1.9 > 1.20.1) > Box PvP (1.9 > 1.20.1)Modded: > Arcane Classic (1.7.10) > FTAM Classic (1.7.10)Join our Discord Community! https://discord.gg/reforgedmc

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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