Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8
Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Blurkit Network

    Blurkit Network

    The Blurkit Netowk community was born with the purpose of entertaining you and making you spend pleasant moments enjoying our servers.Come and make an appointment with us, we have a Network in Spanish and only for Premium players. We will wait for you..

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 4888

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • isoVerse

    isoVerse

    isoVerse is a Minecraft 1.20 network with SEVEN fun servers: Survival, Skyblock, Creative, Games, Hardcore, Parkour, Factions.IP & Website: isoVerse.net | Join with Java + BedrockBegin your Survival adventure in Imber, a huge town with a hundred fun quests. Trade with new deals daily in our dynamic economy, set up chest shops, create towns, rent land, build with friends, and more! In Skyblock, survive on a floating Island with minimal resources. Level-up and expand solo or with friends. Collect crystals to buy upgrades and boosters. Customize and upgrade your Island! Join Creative to build anything you can imagine on a 99×99 plot. Build with friends and use free WorldEdit, and show off your creations in a monthly contest to earn free ranks! Our Games include Cake Wars, Kit PvP, 1v1 challenges, and many fun seasonal games and events throughout the year. Battle, build, and play games and events to earn loot and a spot on the leaderboard! On Hardcore, survive in the harsh wilderness with maximum difficulty. Fight 20 unique hostile mobs during a Blood Moon. If you die, you’re locked out for increasing lengths of time! In Parkour, jump to earn free cosmetic perks throughout isoVerse, XP, crates, and a spot on the leaderboard. Over 40 easy, medium, and hard courses, with your personal Infinite Parkour lobby! Play Factions to build up your territory and power. Make allies or enemies with other factions, or decide to be a lone ranger. Participate in jobs, shop in a dynamic economy, and protect your base!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Gods Slained: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • mg network

    mg network

    Best Minecraft survival server 24/7 + Java/Pe/Br The Indian server and community join our discord server for giveaways Because I giveaways at my discord join now my ingame and discord name AGAMxD!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork

    BoxxyNetwork Who and what are we?We are a fairly new and recent modded minecraft server network, we host several modded minecraft servers and offer everyone support to enjoy a full modded experience. We strive to have stable and fast servers so there is no lag and a chill atmosphere.If you want to have a fun and interesting modded minecraft experience, join one of our servers and jump on discord to say hello! You can find all our servers on the website or on discord!Hope to see you soon 😉

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Vexstria

    Vexstria

    Vexstria is a survival Minecraft server with economy, pvp, claiming, teams, skills, and a lot more! Join the discord to be updated on new and exciting features!We are a friendly and outgoing server with plenty to offer!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Magic Wands Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Dotarch MC

    Dotarch MC

    Hey there! Looking for a place to relax and make friends?Dotarch is a 1.20/1.20.1/1.20.2 Java Edition Minecraft server with a 3 year old world. We recently reopened after a year of downtime and would love to have you!Enjoy a diverse and welcoming community, active staff, and a featureset marked by continuous iteration towards betterment.Stick around for events in-game and on discord, including giveaways, build contests, and fun games to play together!See you there!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • X-Craft Reimagine

    X-Craft Reimagine

    X-Craft Reimagine is a Malaysian Minecraft server that offers a classic gameplay experience. Join our Discord community to connect with fellow players, discuss the game, and stay updated on server events. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting your block-building journey, X-Craft Reimagine provides a friendly and immersive environment for everyone.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Star Shards Collected: 279

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Rising Dragon

    Rising Dragon

    Rising Dragon is a (greylisted) survival server. With some plugins like mcMMO, jobs(reborn), ChestShops, and NPCs with quests. We welcome anyone who likes to play in an anti-grief and friendly environment.The server is private owned with an open mindset towards feedback from you.Feel free to look around, and if you wish to build let us know so we can promote you for free. We got a discord that you can join, but that’s completely up to you.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • Worldbox SMP

    Worldbox SMP

    Welcome to Worldbox SMP – Your Ultimate Survival Odyssey! Embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast realms of Worldbox SMP, where survival meets community in the most captivating way. Connect with Us:Server IP: 45.45.237.26:25565 Discord: discord.gg/ct2tdKdkz6 Website: worldbox-smp.tebex.io Embark on your Worldbox SMP adventure today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • DragonSoul

    DragonSoul

    A Custom gens, where you can let your imagination fly, inspired by survival and skyblock, with more than 100 new enchantments for all tools and armor.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Bidoof Sanctuary

    Bidoof Sanctuary

    Bidoof Sanctuary! [1.16.5] Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 – Server IP: BidoofSanctuary.mcserv.fun Are you tired of joining Pixelmon servers that promise to be non-pay-to-win, only to disappoint you? Look no further – Bidoof Sanctuary is the perfect server for you! Unlike other servers, we don’t offer paying ranks, with the exception of our Donator rank instead, we’ve developed our own custom /rankup plugin that rewards you for your dedication and playtime. At Bidoof Sanctuary, we believe in a pure gaming experience without crates or keys that hand out items. We embrace a semi vanilla-style gameplay, keeping everything fresh and fun. Join us today for an authentic and fair Pixelmon adventure!” Our In-Game Features include: Free Ranks: Enjoy a rank-up system based on playtime, not your wallet. Jobs: Earn as you play with our job system. Vote Rewards: Get rewarded for supporting the server with your votes. Custom Warps: Convenient teleportation to various locations. NPC Shops: Stock up on building blocks, held items, materials, and more. Safari: Explore and capture Pokémon in our custom-designed Safari. EV’s: Hone your Pokémon’s prowess with our EV training feature. BYG Biomes: Dive into the diverse world of BYG biomes. Gyms: Challenge yourself against formidable gym leaders to prove your skills. Clans: Unite with like-minded players to conquer new challenges together.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 97
    Zombie Dances: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • ASLANMC

    ASLANMC

    Brand new Minecraft EARTH SMP for Java & Bedrock players! Come play now! Latest minecraft version support, unique features and friendly community.– Both Java and Bedrock – Newest Minecraft Version – Bedrock Port: 19132

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1601 Star Shards Collected: 203
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Emeralds Found: 2627

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Snow Den

    The Snow Den

    The Snow Den is a Vanilla-friendly, Voicechat-Compatible SMP ran on Paper/Fabric [​1.20]. We are a light-RP server, which relies on storytelling and server lore, focused around monuments, libraries, settlements, and towns! As of this July we are starting our 2023 season and would love for you to join! We have a seasoned & growing staff team that helps to foster a safe and comfortable environment for all people. Hope to see you soon <3

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • SGC Network

    SGC Network

    SGC Network 2.0 is a revival of SGCraft, opening soon. It will include gamemodes such as: – With Semi-Van – Survival (MMORPG) – PGM (PvP Game Modes) – Skyblock (Island Survival)

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • Detox

    Detox

    Detox is a Minecraft economy server with custom plugins and features, cosmetics and an established player base. We have two servers focusing on different aspects of economy.OG: The original server focusing more on PVP and custom enchants with an economy. Features include an in-game shop, land claims and more.Peaceful: A pure economy server with land claims, baltop, PVE, keep inventory on and a GUI shop.Both servers feature player shops, where players can buy a small plot with in-game money and sell any in-game items they wish. Both servers also feature player warps where individual players can host a public farm or building that other players can enter and make us of.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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