Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft

    KeatsCraft SMP 1.20.2KeatsCraft is a well designed, small 24/7 survival multiplayer server with a close community.Plugins/Features: McMMO Lands PyroFishing PyroMining PyroFarmingHosted by KeatingAdder https://twitch.tv/keatingadder

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin

    Naruto Origin**We release on the 28th of October! Join the Discord!**Minecraft Naruto 1.7.10 in it’s original state! For nostalgia and the infinite grind, we’ve got it for you!– Choose your own fate by deciding whether to join the Shinobi or Akatsuki – Also choose your village which brings it’s completely own storyline with it- Bosses from Easy to Hard – Get infinetly stronger since the Ninjutsu stat doesn’t have a limit and our bosses are happy to give out skillpoints! – Become the jinchuriki of a tailed beast in free2playTo join just download the Technic Launcher and search for “Naruto Origin”

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MC Evolved

    MC Evolved

    MC Evolved [1.19.4] [Survival Eco]

    Server IP: play.mcevolved.netABOUT US Welcome to MC Evolved, a brand new, feature rich server dedicated to creating a welcoming and friendly atmosphere for players of all kinds! What are you waiting for?! Connect now at: IP: play.mcevolved.net Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/YUTQNWhnZn

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5639 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • AS SMP

    AS SMP

    This is a small community semi-vanilla SMP for everyone to join! We currently do have a whitelist to avoid hackers and that sorts of people. So you need to join the Discord and type your In-game-username so we can whitelist you. We have /shop, /tpa, /home, claiming,…. PVP is enabled and is possible everywhere in the world. We would be glad to see you join our fun smp!Our Discord link: https://discord.gg/KDatnxxKYR If the link does not work for you, add Alexstreep#4020 on Discord.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Prime Network

    Prime Network

    Welcome to Prime Network We are currently hosting Lobby,Survival (Whitelisted) and Skyblock Our network is based on new versions so you can only join with 1.19+ versionsGive us a chance and join today Server doesn’t require a PREMIUM ACCOUNT! If you need any help join our discord!DISCORD INVITE: http://discord.me/primenetwork

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 2
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Love Letters Sent: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft

    FreedomCraft aims to provide a positive experience defined by progression, community, competition, and player freedom. Players progress through a unique combination of leveling systems, unlocking bonuses and perks along the way. Players have consistent interaction with one another through events and handcrafted dungeons by our build team. Players compete for economic dominance and the power that this brings. All of these factors are ordered toward increasing player freedom, and the game is enjoyable for everyone, regardless of how many facets of the server they choose to participate in.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft

    EnviroCraft is a semi-vanilla survival server.The only plugins added are intended to prevent griefing and create the best experience for the user.Our forum: https://enviro.enjin.com/PvP is enabled, however there is no strong emphasis on participating or not. You can get a players head if you kill them (its a small chance but looting helps greatly).Our goal is to host a survival server, for a small community to enjoy with others. Everyone is welcome!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MxRox NetWork

    MxRox NetWork

    Welcome to the Minecraft server GTA (Guns), where players can experience an exciting combination of PVP and PVE gameplay. This server offers a range of game modes, including Hunger Games, Factions, and Mini-Games. With the addition of guns, the gameplay takes on a whole new level of intensity.The GTA server offers a unique and exciting twist on the traditional PVP experience. Players can participate in raids against powerful bosses, compete in Envoy events, and loot in-game chests for valuable rewards. They can also buy houses and apartments to serve as their base of operations and conquer the GTA by fighting other gangs.One of the most popular game modes on the GTA server is Hunger Games. In this game mode, players compete against each other to be the last ones standing. With guns added to the mix, the competition is even more intense. Players must scavenge for weapons and resources, build alliances, and fight to survive.The Factions game mode offers both PVP and PVE gameplay, as players must work together to build up their faction while also defending it from enemy factions. The addition of guns adds a new layer of strategy to this game mode, as players must balance offense and defense.The Mini-Games mode offers a variety of different games for players to enjoy, all with guns as the central theme. Whether you want to participate in a gunfighting competition or a game of capture the flag, there’s something for everyone in this game mode.For those who prefer a more vanilla experience, the server also offers Vanilla One Block, where players start with just one block and must expand and survive on their own. And for those who want a more traditional survival experience, there’s Vanilla SMP, where players must gather resources, build shelter, and survive against the elements.The server also offers a bounty system, where players can claim bounties on other players and hunt down their targets. Auctions are held regularly, where players can bid on valuable items and weapons. And supply drops add an element of unpredictability to the game, as players must compete to grab valuable supplies before they disappear.With its unique blend of PVP and PVE gameplay, the GTA server offers an exciting and challenging experience for Minecraft players. The addition of guns adds a whole new layer of strategy and intensity to the game, making it an unforgettable experience for those who dare to enter the world of GTA.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 449 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Paradise Chile Network

    Paradise Chile Network

    Hello! We are Paradise Chile Network, one of the only servers set up in Chile, you will have excellent latency if you are from Latam, we currently have 2 modalities, Survival-Protections and Skyblock! What are you waiting for to join?IP: play.paradisemc.clWe have Discord community:Discord: https://discord.gg/caGjYDAVbu

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock

    FarSkyblock is server based around the different game-modes of Skyblock. Starting now with OneBlock we look to expand and improve our player engagement with tons of activities to keep them busy. We also look towards the F2P aspect to where anything you can donate for, you can pretty much obtain in game over time! Come check us out and join us in this currently expanding server!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SagaCraft Brazil

    SagaCraft Brazil

    Venture into mining, create alliances and compete for the prominent position as “The richest on the server”. Join us on this journey and discover a world to explore, fight, prosper and have fun! Get ready for an unparalleled survival experience.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Villages Defended: 13

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Universal-Rebirth

    Universal-Rebirth

    Universal Rebirth Minecraft Network: Adventure and CommunityExperience our main mode, Citybuild, and exciting side modes like Bedwars on our constantly updated, stable server. New: Realistic Survival mode for an intense experience!We focus on collaborative development by integrating player opinions into our planning. Our friendly team promotes harmonious interactions and is always available to chat.Support social projects through active gaming or financial contributions – all proceeds go to social initiatives and server development.On our Discord you can find out the latest information, receive fast support and take part in event planning. We offer regular events with rewards such as items and in-game money.We have a zero tolerance policy towards bullying and discrimination and look forward to welcoming you to our server!Your Universal Rebirth Team

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocks2Die

    Blocks2Die

    BLOCKS2DIE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE SERVER An MMORPG type survival server with weapons and hordes of zombies, focused on an apocalypse, which Only the most experienced will be able to overcome.Do you think you have what it takes to survive? ENTER NOW!!! IP: mc.blocks2die.com

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • WorldCraft

    WorldCraft

    Survival Server 1.20x Focused on Vanilla, but with plugins that improve players’ gameplay. Ranks We have VIPS Economy Pets Clans Wars Events And much more… Come play with us!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • LotusMC

    LotusMC

    LotusMC is a community-based competitive Minecraft network, Featuring a series of leading in-game features to help you on your grind.Click each link below to vote for LotusMC to earn various rewards on our network. Voting will grant you x1 Vote Key & a chance to win lucky rewards. View these rewards with /vote! Voting every day contributes to vote milestones which gives you extra rewards! For each vote you will receive $5,000 in-game cash as well. You can also win up to $25.00 worth of Buycraft Store Giftcards if you successfully vote each day of the month, and become the Top-Voter!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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