Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Divine Spears Created: 12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 192 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MahiCommunitySMP

    MahiCommunitySMP

    Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

    Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

    Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

    Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

    Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

    Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

    Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

    Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • TechnoSurvival

    TechnoSurvival

    TechnoSurvival is a friendly SMP server where you can play classic survival with some unique additions. You can choose between two worlds, Modern and Beta. Crossplay is supported so you can play on Java, Bedrock, and even VR! We also offer the ability to change your language if you know any other language that isn’t English! We offer more quality of life changes to the Survival experience such as TogglePvP, Random TP, Residence, Silk Spawners, 1.8 Combat, and much much more!

    We hope to see you there!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Lands of Ethelia

    Lands of Ethelia

    Lands of Ethelia is a Survival Nations server built around exploration, building, and roleplay.

    Our server is NOT modded, and as such you can join without any prior install on any Java client 1.9 or higher, though we recommend the 1.20.1 as that is the servers native version.

    On our server we bring the works of Stardust Labs to every single dimension, utilizing their datapacks to greatly enhance terrain generation and variety to give our players a breathtaking experience, whether they are building their home, exploring the countryside, or marching an army.

    Our server encourages roleplay, specifically between groups of players, and as such our server utlizes the Lands plugin, to not only allow you to claim land and protect it from grief, but also to form nations and interact with other nations. We also encourage building great works of art, whether it be massive castles and medieval cities, or a huge skyscraper, we’ll even showcase awesome builds made on our server on our website!

    We have: Dynmap, Aurellium Skills Lands, Terralith, Incendium, Nullscape, Treecapitator, Essentials, CoreProtect, ChestShop, DiscordSRV and more!

    We want any and all willing hands to come play on our server and build it up as one of the greatest experiences for yourself and others, join today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 35 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 158

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • AllayRival

    AllayRival

    Our server is a 1.19+ version and features both SMP (Survival Multiplayer) and PVP (Player versus Player) gamemodes that are sure to provide you with endless hours of entertainment.

    In SMP, you can build, explore and create with your friends, free from the worries of pesky PvP players. But if you’re feeling brave and want to put your skills to the test, hop into our PVP gamemode and show the world what you’re made of! With friendly competition and an active player base, you’re guaranteed to have a blast.

    We promise you won’t be bored, because let’s face it, mining the same blocks over and over again can get pretty boring. So why not join AllayRival Minecraft Server and add some excitement to your life? With our hilarious community and endless possibilities, you’re sure to have a good time.

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and join us for some seriously fun Minecraft adventures!

    Server store: store.allayrival.net Server ip: play.allayrival.net Bedrock ip: bedrock.allayrival.net Bedrock port: 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Enchantments Applied: 235
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Star Shards Collected: 179

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Cobblemon Islands

    Cobblemon Islands

    Server Features – Personal Cobblemon Skins System – Seasonal Battle Pass & Events – Ranked Battles – Pokéhunt – Your Pokémon will defend you from hostile mobs & Pokémon – Player Gyms – Furniture & Cosmetics – Tournaments – Custom PokéVillage & Terrain Generation – Breeding, Trading, GTS, and Wondertrading – NEVER Pay-To-Win And many other features will be listed in our official roadmap!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MoodyMC

    MoodyMC

    Looking for a server that you can play on with your friends? Welcome to MoodyMC, a server where players can pvp make money and do custom quests. Featuring a vibrant community and continuous updates, you’re sure to never get bored.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ContinentalMC

    ContinentalMC

    =-ContinentalMC-=

    ContinentalMC is a1:750 earth server where **YOU** can choose to create a town that is either completely PvE or PvP based! =-=-=-= Some of our server features: – Long, multi-day wars with siegewar – Online, web-map – Small community – Options to be completely neutral, PvP can be turned off – Graves – Teleporting – Vehicles, such as planes and drills – Much more!! =-=-=-=

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Mythical Swords Crafted: 42
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 403 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • WavyCraft

    WavyCraft

    WavyCraft is a Christian SMP server with a community of BASED and REDPILLED Gigachads, a booming economy, quests, and fun minigames!

    Server IP: wavycraft.net

    Versions 1.9 -> 1.19 are supported!

    » Survival » SkyBlock » BedWars » Parkour » PVP Arena

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Galaxypixelmon

    Galaxypixelmon

    About this server Enter Galaxypixelmon and Start your adventurous journey!!!….. minecraft..1.12.2 pixelmon..8.4.3 (–POKEMONS–) (–RAID–) (–POKEMON CREATION- -) (–SYSTEM CLAMS–) (–GLOBAL PURCHASE AND SALE SYSTEM–) (–DEFENSES–) (–DUNGEONS MASMORRAS–) (–QUESTS–) (–PVP– ) (–CONSTRUCTIONS–) (–TOURNAMENTS–) (–EVENTS–) (–DRAWINGS–) (–LEGENDARY KEYS AND BOXES–)

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Infinity Stones Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BeastMC – Network

    BeastMC – Network

    beastmc is a small new zealand hosted minecraft network, with lots to come still. we are arming to have a survival, creative, skyblock and a good amount of minigames to play across our servers i.e.: paintball, splegg, TnTRun, and so much more to play.

    we’re waiting for you to join us.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 4
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • CastlePvP

    CastlePvP

    Welcome to CastlePvP !

    Warriors, let the medieval times run through your veins. Build your castle and conquer your enemies so you can rule on this server.

    You can enter one of these modes: Factions Flare – 1.8 Factions Enchanted – 1.19

    Good luck in this adventure and enjoy every moment in CastlePvP!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • The Noob Adventures

    The Noob Adventures

    This server is based upon the hit series THE N00B ADVENTURES on Youtube!

    Our Survival and Event server has fantastic admins who are great at helping players save and manage their creations! Take part in pvp, mob, raid, hungergames, quest, dodgeball, admin-run, holiday, and trivia events DAILY! Brew your own custom potions and beverages! Grab several custom magical weapons and firearms! You can play with all the characters from the N00b Adventures too! Gaylord Steambath might even grief you! I’d recommend staying away from him though…

    There are also global donator perks such as pets, nicknames, and magic spells Learn more about it in the server or on our forum and get gear for just voting for us!

    Drop on by when you can! We look forward to playing with you!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Minedonia

    Minedonia

    Minedonia Est. 2021 | Turning Your Dreams to Reality

    About Us Minedonia is an open-world, free-to-build roleplay server with two worlds – a collaborative city world (main world), and a 125×125 plot world for build creations that may not fit in the city; or for just letting your imagination run wild! We have a dedicated community of builders, and laid-back players to play and hangout with! We have server rollbacks and daily backups created so all your creations are safe! We also have many resources to help you build anything you may dream of, including World Edit, Armor Stand Editor, Head Database, and more!

    How to Join We offer support for both Java and Bedrock Editions! Come join us with the IP’s below! Java Edition – play.minedonia.com Bedrock Edition – play.minedonia.com | Port: 8162

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Factionether

    Factionether

    Factionether is a small factions server hoping to build a community of dedicated players! Explore the world in a Skyrim-eskt manner where you can discover new grand cities. If you prefer a less honorable means of gaining wealth… raiding is allowed! Build a faction with other players to protect yourself from raids. Factionether also has discord integration so you can talk to players on the server even when you aren’t on yourself! Join us and have some fun!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CrownMC

    CrownMC

    TOWNY | MCMMO | ECONOMY | CUSTOM BOSSES | CUSTOM WEAPONS | SO MUCH MORE! Welcome to CrownMC, a towny adventure server! CrownMC has been closed off to a small group of players for several years, but is now opening up to the public. Our main goal here at CrownMC is to create a fun and co-operative community, while also pushing the limits of Minecraft as a game. CrownMC has an avalanche of customized features; armor sets, weapon models, enchantments, boss mobs, crafting recipes, it’s all been turned up to 10!

    Features: Towny – At it’s core, CrownMC is a towny server. For those unaware of how towny works: players are able to create their own town where they can claim land, create laws, tax citizens, ally up with other towns, and so much more. Towny is an extremely in depth plugin, and the possibilities are endless!

    Economy – CrownMC also is heavily reliant on our economy system. Players can buy and sell items either at the admin marketplace, or at another players shop with the chest shop plugin. Purchase new ranks with money and gain access to more features and adventures to go on!

    Dungeons – CrownMC also has many pre-built dungeons that players can unlock. Once unlocked, you can battle through these dungeons to collect unique loot and legendary weapons!

    Elite Armors and Enchantments – CrownMC has a large variety of custom armor sets players can craft and collect to become stronger and make defeating boss mobs and dungeons much easier. With 30+ armor sets and 50+ unique enchantments, you’ll never run out of combinations to try out!

    Come and join us! thecrown.mc.gg You can also visit our website at: crownmcserver.enjin.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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