Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Dragons Tamed: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • EvoEarth

    EvoEarth

    EvoEarth is a Minecraft Server based on a Earth Map with Towny being the main focus. You can create towns, have wars, do whatever! You can even create a mega-corporation to take over the world. Bedrock Port = 19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Xylo Network

    Xylo Network

    Bedrock IP: 172.96.140.17 Bedrock port: 25799 Java Ip: XyloSMP.wither.best

    Features:

    1.8 combat Hacks allowed Semi-Anarchy Craftable god apples (1.8 crafting recipe) Custom enchants MC Versions 1.9.4+

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Mines Excavated: 4440

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Mythic and Magic

    Mythic and Magic

    Mythic and Magic is a server with a mythical feeling. There’s different Elf races to choose from, quests to complete, ability to claim land, ability to toggle PVP and server cosmetics such as pets, mounts & emotes! It’s a welcoming, lovely community feel! We also have Hunger Games & Spleef! We hope to see you there <3

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Static Studios (unreal)

    Static Studios (unreal)

    Static studios I think? Ion know bro but the server is dead. The original owner had college. Well I made this because why not?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • ARCADEXS

    ARCADEXS

    Welcome to Arcadexs! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Survival Classic, Survival Custom, BoxPvP and more! Read below for more information.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • NightCraft

    NightCraft

    Version: 1.8 | 1.20.1

    Three simple gamemodes, Vanilla, OneBlock and SkyPVP. if you want chill this is the right place!.

    OneBlock: is a game mode where you start with only one block of land and must make the most of limited resources to survive and progress. You’ll need to break through the initial block to obtain resources, such as wood, ore, and food, and use them strategically to expand your island and craft a variety of items to survive. The goal is to reach the end of the game, overcoming increasingly difficult challenges along the way.

    Vanilla: this mode allows you to use basic commands like /home, /sethome, /spawn, /tpa, /tpaccept. You will be able to collect spawners using silktouch and move them elsewhere. Additionally, randomteleport can be used to randomly teleport to a location in the game world. This mode maintains the standard features of Minecraft.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • MinecraftIL

    MinecraftIL

    We are back to activity after a long time when the server was closed, we will be happy to see you here The server will be SKYBLOCK But over time there will be more things also to hack

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Mines Excavated: 2718 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Callecox MC

    Callecox MC

    Callecox Minecraft Crossplay Server. With Creative, Survival and PVP Worlds. You can Join with Bedrock and Java also.

    Java: 134.255.219.187:2000

    Bedrock: 134.255.219.187:2004 or callecox.dynv6.net:2004

    You can join with an older and newer version!

    The Livemap you can find here: http://134.255.219.187:2005

    No cracked Accounts and i can upgrade the server slots should a lot more be needed!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1612 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 109 Farms Harvested: 167

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SmolCraft

    SmolCraft

    Looking for a super simple SMP experience? Don’t like those super modded, plug-in heavy servers?

    Well, come login to SmolCraft!

    You have access to /tpa /homeset and /claim and a few other commands. PvP enabled, you can /pvp at anytime to toggle it on/off.

    No economy! We don’t like seeing the amount of arguments and trolling that happens on economy servers, we strive to keep this drama free! We want to see what you can build by actually playing the game! Bragging rights are earned.

    We have a voting reward system instead of an economy! Make sure to login and vote to get points for the Voteshop!

    We do have a few donor ranks for those looking for some extra perks, or just donate to donate, to keep the server going.

    We will be looking forward to your EARNED accomplishments!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Enchantments Applied: 70

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Trade Haven

    Trade Haven

    Bedrock IP: play.tradehaven.us:19132 Trade Haven is a newer enhanced SMP server with tons of features for you and your friends to have fun. We have designed the server to be played in any way as you’d like! Trade Haven is a Play to Win server with tons of unique features and custom plugins. On Trade Haven, some of the few activities you can do are – – Level up your skills and collect rewards! – Claim land and build with your friends – Complete daily quests through the quest master! – Work a job and make some hard-earned cash – Search for custom items that boost your gameplay – Obtain Custom Enchantments … and so much more! So, hop on Trade Haven today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BloxBlast

    BloxBlast

    Welcome to BloxBlast!, a server that aims to combine old and new Minecraft into one epic experience!

    We are a 1.8+ Java Edition server with Bedrock compatibility, so whether you own a PC, console, or mobile device, you can join BloxBlast today!

    Our current game modes consist of 1.20 SMP and TNT Run, and we plan to add several more game modes in the coming months, some of which are completely new to Minecraft. So stay tuned!

    We have a friendly community that is always happy to welcome new people onto the server. Just make sure you follow the rules and you’ll get along fine.

    So if you’re looking for that next fun server to join, come have a blast today at play.bloxblast.net!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • CareFree Network

    CareFree Network

    This server would be what you always expected.

    – = CareFree Prison = – Do you like to rank up by mining and selling blocks to reach freedom? Here we are!

    What you need to understand is very simple: CareFree Prison takes users to a new vision of prison, never seen before, with revolutionized mechanics to let you relive the prison experience years ago, based on PvP and which wants to bring users to recognize what was once called Prison.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Farms Harvested: 804 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MarilagHaven

    MarilagHaven

    Welcome to MarilagHaven, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and immersive experience! Our server boasts an engaging economy system where players can accumulate in-game currency through various activities like mining, crafting, and trading to build their dream virtual empire. The bustling player-run shop allows you to buy and sell goods, fostering a dynamic and lively marketplace. To add to the excitement, we offer a diverse range of jobs, allowing players to specialize in professions like farming, mining, and fishing, earning rewards as they level up. Don’t miss out on the chance to unlock exclusive rewards by opening crates and participating in vote parties, where you can celebrate your voice in shaping the server’s future! Join us now and embark on an extraordinary adventure in MarilagHaven!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 104
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • FateMC

    FateMC

    Welcome to FateMC, a delightful Minecraft survival server where you embark on exciting adventures to shape your destiny! Explore a carefully crafted world with beautiful landscapes, various environments, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Gather resources, build shelters, and marvel at stunning sunrises and sunsets.

    But be prepared for challenges! Encounter tough creatures, conquer dungeons, and join factions to create exciting rivalries that impact the server’s history. FateMC is all about friendly community interactions, engaging events, and making new friends.

    Are you a skilled builder, an eager explorer, or a clever strategist? Your choices determine your path in FateMC, where survival meets fate, and countless possibilities await. Begin your extraordinary journey with us today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • MahiCommunitySMP

    MahiCommunitySMP

    Welcome to MahiCommunitySMP, a vibrant Minecraft server where adventure and community thrive! Immerse yourself in a dynamic gameplay experience with our unique blend of Towny, SMP, and cross-platform play.

    Forge your path in the world of Towny, where you can create and manage towns and nations, establish alliances, and build a flourishing community. Experience the thrill of cross-platform play with GeyserMC, connecting Java Edition and Bedrock Edition players together for a truly diverse and inclusive community.

    Prepare yourself for intense BloodNights, where the night brings forth formidable challenges and epic battles. Defend your town, team up with friends, and conquer the darkness together.

    Our economy system offers endless opportunities for growth and trade. Engage in various activities, mine precious resources, and participate in the economy with plugins like VeinMiner, which allows you to mine entire veins of ore with a single click.

    Enhance your server experience with essential plugins like EssentialsX, providing a range of essential commands and features for smooth gameplay.

    Ensure fair play and protect the integrity of the server with GrimAntiCheat, a robust anti-cheat plugin that safeguards against cheating and hacking. Explore the vast world with the help of DynMap, a real-time map that offers an overview of the server’s landscape and player locations.

    Participate in voting with NuVotifier and voting plugins to earn rewards and show your support for the server. Engage with the community, make new friends, and embark on exciting adventures together.

    Join MahiCommunitySMP today and become a part of our thriving Minecraft community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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