Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 102/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 33 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • EternalMC

    EternalMC

    A good Minecraft BoxPvP server

    Includes:

    – ranges to buy

    – Money system

    – Minas

    – Armor

    – Piñata

    And more

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • LostOriginsMC

    LostOriginsMC

    We have created a new server, both bedrock and Java can join. – Discord – Shopping district – Player in game money (currency) – Casino and mini games tntrun, mazes – One player sleep – Quests – Slimefun – Player and Server shops – Silk Spawners – Fluffy Machines – Foxy Machines – Mini Blocks – Slimy Tree taps – Dynmap – Land claims – Death chest with teleport for ingame money

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • TownyEternal

    TownyEternal

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀www.TownyEternal.com ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Towny, Ranks, Custom Items, Fishing, Wars, ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Achievements, Ranks, and much more!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PowerCraft

    PowerCraft

    Hey there! We offer a variety of crazy fun servers available on Java & Bedrock. The servers are lag-free, has a friendly community and are designed to give you an amazing experience! So what are you waiting for? Come and have fun with us now at the IP: Powercraft.network

    Servers: Cops & Robbers, Creative, Earth SMP, Factions, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

    Website: https://powercraft.pro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/powercraft Twitter: https://twitter.com/PowercraftPro Store: https://store.powercraft.pro/

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • TheStonedGolem

    TheStonedGolem

    Welcome to The Stoned Golem! Searching for a new server to call home? Well search no further! In a world that is getting less and less connected, we’re here to connect people of all different ages and backgrounds. We strive to maintain a safe space, a place to call home and enjoy your time, without toxicity or drama. We are a proximity chat, community-driven server which excels at introducing to people to one another! We’re transparent in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times. Some of our core features: Seasons and a calendar year! Thanks to some of our server plug-ins, Players can get some neat bonuses the more they play! Help build an engaging economy with the ability to create player shops! A simple and intuitive system to rent and sell your items! A constantly adapting world, set in Hard Mode. Graves that spawn at your death location. And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere. From a player-run shopping centers; to player waystones! INFO: IP: thestonedgolem.live Discord: http://discord.gg/hyEmE5GZqE Dynmap: http://thestonedgolem.live:8080/

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Superflat Experiment

    The Superflat Experiment

    The Superflat Experiment is an anarchy server that is running on a default superflat world, 1 layer of bedrock, 2 layers of dirt, and 1 layer of grass. Started on March 11, 2022, the server has seen over 1300 players join and leave their mark on the server. Our community is very relaxed and always love to watch new players begin their adventure on the server, so come and check us out!

    BEDROCK PORT IS 25609

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 1121 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Nostalgic Realms

    Nostalgic Realms

    Nostalgic Realms

    We are a Semi RPG Medieval Towny War server. Play to win is our slogan and we stand by that, you will never be out classed because of donations no matter how much we appreciate them! Create towns that may grow to countries, form alliances and wage war against your enemies! Your goals may differ from simply surviving on your own , being apart of a small group, or even conquering great kingdoms and expanding your empire across the lands! The choice is yours on how you play and we are here to provide you with the best possible experience.

    Features: >>> Proximity Chat >>> Quests >>> Alcohol Brewing >>> Pipe Smoking >>> Towny War >>> Custom Mobs >>> Custom Items >>> Live Map!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Ores Mined: 3700

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Mangrove

    Mangrove

    Towny server with pvp, jobs, ranks, kits, crates, etc, Join today to Start you Adventure. We are looking for staff and a fun Player base. we are a work in progress so if there is something that should be added talk to the server owner and we will try our best to get that working if it would improve the server.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Farms Harvested: 357
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Boyz SMP

    Boyz SMP

    New family friendly survival server – come and help us build a great world! Land claims, jobs, economy and shops. Java and Bedrock Edition both supported. 1.19 supported

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • ExoTeam – Club Exo

    ExoTeam – Club Exo

    Are you looking for a Minecraft Java and Bedrock compatible server with over 100 extra features? Take a look at our server! ExodusMC – Network | We have the following: > Technical Section: > Immediate support for the latest versions of Minecraft Java and Bedrock > Compatibility with all Java-Bedrock plugins > Good atmosphere > Our Unique Survival Mode! > ExodusMC Data and IP | IP: ExoTeam.Gamesrv.net | Port: 19132 (Bedrock default) | Version: 1.20+ | Plataforma: Java | Bedrock Our Discord https://discord.gg/zGBWwDezF4 Everything and MUCH more within our server JOIN SOON!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Mcfamily VN

    Mcfamily VN

    MCFAMILY Vietnam server. There are genres such as Vietnam’s number one MMORPG, TOWNY, SKYBLOCK and other MINIGAME

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Farms Harvested: 922 Dark Rituals Completed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Watones

    Watones

    Server Survival 1.16.5 with Crates, ranks, events, giveaways Remember to follow the server rules Non-toxicity No spam No scamear

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Crops Grown: 5466 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Triumphia

    Triumphia

    Triumphia is a Minecraft network that supports both Java and Bedrock players.

    What’s the IP? –> hub.Triumphia.net

    What gamemodes do we offer? -Survival (Return to the good old days of vanilla minecraft) -Parkour (Compete on any of our 100+ courses!)

    Can I join on Bedrock? Yes! You can use the port `25848` to join Triumphia from the Bedrock version of Minecraft!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8519 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Spikeycraft

    Spikeycraft

    Spikeycraft Java 1.16.4-1.16.5 (Native 1.16.5), no mods EULA compliant – No pay to win IP: play.spikeycraft.com Spikeycraft is a survival kingdoms server filled to the brim with custom mobs, items, bosses, worlds, you name it! Dive into a universe of new perils, wonders, and advancement- or form a good old vanilla base with new tools, its your choice. – Chunk based claiming – Magic spells, equipment, progression – Mobs and bosses with unique and creative designs – Custom generated Overworld, Nether, End and new planets+moons – Dozens of fish and crops – Furniture, custom blocks, decorative heads – Server, npc, and player shops

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Void Gems Collected: 24
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • PremierNetwork HUB

    PremierNetwork HUB

    Turkey’s most innovative HUB server! PremierNetwork has been hosting many players from all walks of life since 2014. We differ from other servers with our innovative approach. We created Turkey’s first Minecraft servers in versions 1.15, 1.16, 1.17 and 1.18. Our aim is to bring all our players together with the best and newest of everything. How about taking your Minecraft experience one more level by joining the PremierNetwork family now?

    Our games and servers on PremierNetwork: + PremierCraft Survival: 1.17.X Hard Emek Survival & RPG + LumiCraft Survival: 1.17.X Survival + LifeDeath Anarchy: 1.12.2 True Anarchy + LITSKY SkyBlock: 1.8.8 Klasik SkyBlock + AristoCraft OPFactions: 1.12.2 Klasik OPFactions + WinderMC Survival: 1.8.8 Klasik Survival + FlukyPVP: 1.8.8 Fun Knockback FFA PVP + ManiacTNT: 1.8.8 Fun TNT Run + PremierMGM: SurvivalGames, PUBG and more (Minigames)

    We have hosted many players since 2014. How about joining us now?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 113

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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