Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

Grief Defender Core Protect Custom Mobs & Bosses with unique powers & loot Dungeons McMMO Player Warps And more!

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

Welcome to GoPlayMC A place where you shape your Minecraft experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant community of like-minded gamers, supported by a staff committed to transparency, diversity, security & creating friendships to last.

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Tired of playing funni block game by yourself? Join our smp , we offer: Java & Bedrock crossplay Large map to explore Towns & Nations Crack Events for rewards Cultures & Religions Player Economy Free Ranks 75+ Extra enchants An Active Community Participate in events for loot Premium Towny Expanisoms Optional PvP & Wars Up too 300 plus members joined our minecraft server!!! Join the VIVICAN Crack House today!! today!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Mines Excavated:	1818	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

this is a Survival server get paid to play one person sleeps to make it day & we can sit down & no need to ever worry about losing your progress we have Rollback protection and a Jail for bad players this is a dedicated server and will always be here no server resets and Staff will always be there to help earn more perms the longer you play start earning your Rank Today.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4027	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

The Vast – Roleplay, Worldbuilding & Geopolitics Come and join The Vast, a Minecraft 1.20.2 (ANY VERSION CAN JOIN) world-building server aiming to build an enduring, invested community. Create a nation and wage wars, come together to form alliances, and role-play until your heart is content. Some features of our server: 18+ Staff No donation or pay to win features Friendly active players Dynamic Map Discord-Minecraft Link Nations Plug-in Unique way to make money Join our discord server to get whitelisted and cement your place in our history books today! Whitelist turns off and on at different times. • Discord Server: discord.com/invite/QFge6wzgVF • Dynamap: 66.248.194.118:8888/

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.