Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1362	Dragon Scales Harvested:	467
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

KivCraft

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

〘 survival – no economy or landclaim plugins 〘 world lore and quests 〘 started by players, for players with caring, supportive staff 〘 60k world border that grows with the community’s needs 〘 /sethome, /rtp up to 10k from spawn 〘 /tpa requests to teleport to other players 〘 griefing, raiding, PvP, or work together! 〘 feature-rich Discord with 200+ members 〘 social media where you can submit your creations 〘 players and mobs have a chance to drop their head when killed 〘 /character to write a roleplay bio 〘 /teams to set a group warp and represent your group 〘 sit on carpets and stairs! 〘 awesome tight knit community that is chill and LGBT+ friendly

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Legends Mc

KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This Server Is Really fun and has tons of gamemodes!!! It Has Survival and Kitpvp. We are currently looking for staff!!! Join the discord to apply or msg me on discord.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	315	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PixelWorld Network

Anarchy, Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

At PixelWorld we have four different servers for you to chose from! – Towny – Anarchy – SkyBlock – TeamDeathmatch – Creative We hope to see you on the server soon!

**You can play from versions 1.8.*-1.16.* **JAVA/BEDROCK CORSS-PLATFORM

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Rustic SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RusticSMP is an old school survival server, currently looking for lots of staff to help build a Community . We have a ton of awesome and custom features that we are constantly updating and improving. We are heavily community-driven, and are constantly working to improve the server!

Features: – Jobs – Quests – mcMMO – Custom Enchants – Rankings – Auction House – Player Shops – More!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

United Factions

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

United Factions is the server to be when you want to play Minecraft factions. Free of any loot-boxes and pay-to-win elements, United Factions differs itself from other servers. The server focusses all attention on bringing you the best possible faction experience out there.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Magic Items Found:	4024	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Last Element Avatar Bending Server

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Last Element IP – lastelement.apexmc.co A inspired Server from the anime The Last Air Bender – Here you will be able to use the magic of many elements such as Fire Water Air Earth Chi With even more extra elements coming to the server such as Thunder, Ice, Blue Flames, Blood Bending & Much more to come!!

Custom Mobs & Items & Quest!

Much to do from: Quests, Boss Fights, Rent & Build Houses in city’s Build a player Shop, Level up and Skill up, Master Your Element

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MundoPixels

KitPvP, PvP, Skywars, Survival

IP: mc.mundopixels.net Join and enjoy the great adventure that MundoPixels can offer you, the best of the best!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TwistedMC

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

TwistedMC is a Java Edition Minecraft Network that focuses on bringing a unique experience along with a twist for enjoyment and content creation. TwistedMC consists of multiple gamemodes such as Survival 1.17.1, Arcade and a custom Bed Wars mode.

Check out our website and more at www.twistedmc.net Apply for staff at www.twistedmc.net/apply Join our Discord at discord.gg/twistedmc

Server IP: play.twistedmc.net

Join the TwistedMC network! Connect with new friends and take your place in our awesome and fun community!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Elyria Online

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

We’ve been operating for over 2 years now, and very rarely reset, typically only for major updates unless it can be avoided. The server is best described as an RPG-like survival server, with a lot of freedom for you to choose how you play. New updates are being pushed every week, featuring tons of new mechanics only seen in mods, custom items, bosses, and more! I hope to see more friendly faces, all are welcome! And if you ever have any questions, concerns, or suggestions, feel free to reach me in the discord! Cheers <3

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Build the Vote

Creative

Welcome to Build the Vote. A Minecraft voting experience by Rock the Vote. On the server, you’ll learn about the electoral process in the United States. And the best part: you’ll see what it’s like to vote.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SoftSlayer

PvE, Survival

Info: Well where do I start… SoftSlayer has been around for about 9 years now, with a pretty dedicated community that still plays a bunch of games together (obviously including Minecraft). Our server is small and pretty simple, it’s a mostly vanilla atmosphere with a few things added like /home and /warps. Everyone is friendly and helpful with most things needed. PvP is disabled (we have a custom PvP arena to scratch your PvP itch), griefing is not allowed (mods will rollback if you get griefed) and you can lock your chests.

Rules: Just the basics here, no hacking, no overly vulgar/racist/homophobic chat, no griefing. Pretty much basic rules.

Whitelist: Join our discord server to apply for our whitelist!

Discord link: https://discord.gg/qNSMbEE We hope to see you around!

IP: softslayer.com

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

EvaGens

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

EvaGens is a new amazing and unique server where you run around collecting resources and then you trade the resources with the villagers!!!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

House Of Gamers

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

House Of Gamers is a Greek Minecraft SMP where you can play Survival with your friends. The Server has Economy, Crates, Custom Enchants, Shop, AuctionHouse and many other fun features that make it stand out! Become a member of our group and meet people, make friends and enjoy a proper Minecraft Survival Experience!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minemu Network

Anarchy, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Minemu Network is a set of Minecraft servers where you can play with your friends from any platform (PC, phone or consoles), from version 1.8.X to the most recent.

You can play with your friends in our Survival RPG, where you can build your house with custom furniture, explore the world together with your pets and fight bosses with your RPG skills, a wide range of extra enchantments and brand new artifacts. This server is mainly PVE but you can have duels with your friends in the Colosseum.

You can also enjoy mini-games like The Bridge, Village Defense or our special, Mob Arena.

What are you waiting for? Bring your friends to enjoy with us!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PixGrove

Creative, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

PixGrove SMP is community driven, offering a non-competitive, survival multiplayer gameplay experience. Molded by its community, we incorporate features, update our rules and implement suggestions by the players through having approachable and active staff. We do not restrict players when building, raiding or looting unclaimed land while prohibiting cheating and/or hacking.

SMP features: Land-claim system and grief prevention. Playtime tiers and Voting ranks with rewards. Player run shops. Emotes. Resource world reset once per month. Creative world for higher rank.. No Survival world resets.

Rules: No racism, sexism, discrimination or harassment. Looting and raiding is allowed. AFKing and AFK machines are allowed. No hacking, cheating or clients modded for cheating. See discord for more information.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.