Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • MC Chill and Play

    MC Chill and Play

    MC Chill and Play is a Survival based community server. Hosted on a 1.16.4 server. A group of us has tried to start up a public server to give what we never found in minecraft server experiences so Come have fun, explore, make new friends and most of all just chill and play!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BuildTheEarth

    BuildTheEarth

    Server-IP: BuildTheEarth.net Version: 1.8 – 1.19

    BuildThEarth.net is a server network from the BuildTheEarth project. Our mission is to fully recreate the entire Earth in Minecraft at a 1:1 scale. One block in Minecraft equates to roughly one meter in the real world, meaning that this project will fully recreate the size of our planet.

    Anyone is able to join us and contribute to the largest and most expansive build project to ever have been attempted in Minecraft. Every language, nationality, and regional difference is accepted and regarded as our greatest attribute as we continue our journey to unite all of Humanity’s greatest achievements into a single Minecraft world.

    Our Minecraft Server BuildTheEarth.net allows players to help building with the simplest building system out there. You can also join the BuildTheEarth Build Teams and join their servers from this network.

    If you want to learn more about this project, join our discord server. You don’t need to use any mods, just join with minecraft java vanilla 1.18 – 1.16

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Frostwire Gaming Survival

    Frostwire Gaming Survival

    Have you been looking for a new server? Well im sure this is the place for you! Many people call this server home due to the friendly environment put in place. A caring and compassionate owner is here 12-15 hours a day, and allways ready to help. Much of the community are friends with each-other on discord, this server creates bonds! We do not tolerate harrassement/abuse/or bigotry towards other members, rest assured that you will be taken care of as a member of this server. Features alot of our members like include(McMMO, Custom Food(We have Mcdonalds :D), Player ran shops, Ranks, and Land claims) Some more information about the custom food includes the fact that we can add anything you want, yes you heard that right, if you want certain foods added, we will add them with your input. We also have unique features due to the fact that the owner and others code things specifically for this server, so that means these features will be amazing, and allways working! We really hope you will come join us and be part of an awesome community!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Avalion

    Avalion

    It’s been the same map for 8 years. We never delete a map. What you build stays. Skyblock, Survival, Hardcore, Towni (temporarily paused), Creative. There are good people and helpful staff on the server, feel free to come and play :). Our brand new skyblock server called Ikarosz is open, come and have a look around!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Athios

    Athios

    Unique gamemode SEARCH AND DESTROY 2 Teams! 1.8 PVP Loads of kits to choose! Unique maps! Achievements, cosmetics, and more!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

    Revision MC Economy SmP Ft. Hardcore

    Welcome All CrossPlay 1.20.1 Survival Players! Over 30 Plugins | Custom Enchants | Resource Server We have a community of about 820 people from apps/online who live and play in harmony. We play survival only, keep inventory on, and we are looking for you! The new player! MultiServer Supoort! Brand new resource server with same inventory system. Bring items from new world into old world. More Sub Servers coming in the future. /warp Hub Featured Plugins: ExtraEnchants (over 400!) | MCMMO ~ Custom Skills + Levels MythicMobs (/warp BattleTower) MoreMobHeads BetterBeacons Economy Systems | Leveled Mobs | Pets! (/pets) VeinMiner (/veinminer mode sneak) | Leads On Villagers Claims | +20 More!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SuperCraft-MC

    SuperCraft-MC

    SuperCraft-MC Now with !!!CREATIVE!!! SuperCraft-MC is a new server that would love to grow with its community. We are dedicated to guiding you through your Minecraft needs. We are continuously working on making this server better. Come check us out and see what you have to add to the community!

    Minigames, Economy, SkyBlock, Ranks, Crates, Survival, MCmmo, & so much more!

    If you have any questions or bug reports please let me know on our Discord.

    Discord: discord.gg/SpJtFZe

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 15 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • mc.daf4ever.com

    mc.daf4ever.com

    100 Players server on big 20kx20k map

    Beginning February 2020 a group of motivated people got together and decided to launch their own Minecraft Server. The dream goal would be a Server with a mature, no griefing – yet killing & friendly community. An explorer and builder server. Now it is May 2020 and we are going LIVE! Join now in our early days to become one of the richest and most powerful player!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Survival Craft Brasil

    Survival Craft Brasil

    Play now at Survival Craft Brasil! Survival with Economy, Custom Dungeons and Mobs, as well as PvP, MobArena and much more! Get in now!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 2989 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • WarCraft

    WarCraft

    WarCraft.apexmc.co Join our amazing community With many unique gamemodes KitPvP with war themed items World of tanks coming soon And the one and only TheGreatWar

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Void Armor Forged: 26

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Sky Empire

    Sky Empire

    SkyEmpire is a skyblock server with Slimefun, RPGItems, CrazyEnchants, Bosses, Leveling system and more!

    join our discord:https://discord.gg/Yt9cNte for more info! Server is in beta is playable.

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    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Minetale

    Minetale

    The most powerful Minecraft experience. Survival, modded survival, minigames, and much more! Minetale is where creativity transcends. Become an early tester today!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 11 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Dangerzone SCP

    Dangerzone SCP

    IP: Dangerzone.minehut.gg Discord: discord.gg/qSNvvH978f

    We’re an SCP server with working guns, keycards and departments that require you to pass an application like the Scientific Department, Security Department and the Mobile Task Forces.

    You are a test subject referred to as a Class-D in a secret underground lab ran by the SCP Foundation. The SCP Foundation is tasked with Securing, Containing and Protecting SCPs which are anomalous objects that violate the laws of nature. To understand these SCPs more the Scientific Department uses Class-D’s to do testing on SCPs. Then there is the Security Department, they make sure the Class-D’s behave and don’t escape from the facility. Also there are the Mobile Task Forces which has different Task Forces who each have their own assignment. They mainly handle recontainment of SCPs, combat against hostile groups and general site security. One of the hostile groups is the Chaos Insurgency, which if you escape the facility as a Class-D you can join them. They fight against the SCP Foundation to take the SCPs for themselves. There’s also a secret department that is highly classified, the Internal Security Department. They make sure all the other departments keep in line, and they deal with any rogue personnel or traitors.

    The choice is yours to make. You can be a Class-D and go along with the experiments or try escaping the facility. You can also work for the SCP Foundation, be a scientist and do experiments or be a guard and make sure the test subjects behave. Or join the Mobile Task Forces, and complete dangerous operations. And if you do especially well in a department, maybe the Internal Security Department will offer you to work for them.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • BlobCraft

    BlobCraft

    This server isn’t ready but i’m looking for testers. It has creative, skyblock, and survival along with about 40 plugins. If you have any suggestions or find any issues please tell me. Version: 1.15.2

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Runes Activated: 6
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Asterra

    Asterra

    Welcome to Asterra

    Server-IP: Asterra.eu Website: Asterra.eu

    You can also find more information on our website Asterra.eu

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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