Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 105/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Underground Cities Explored: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BoxMiningX

    BoxMiningX

    BoxMiningX is a Prison mainly server where you need to grind, mine, kill bosses and players to evolve and become the richest.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Isaiahman03 Network

    Isaiahman03 Network

    This server is not just a smp server we have alot of amazing and fun things such as. Hub server where you can use cosmetics such as gadgets and play games and do parkour and more. We have alot of things such as mystery boxes. Minigame events Participate in minigames during events to earn Gems. What are gems for exactly ? Well let me tell you! you can earn gems by playing on the server or participating in our weekly events! you can use those gems to buy ranks which gives you access to more commands and more abilities and more we even have a PVP arena all these things listed ubove are what we have for the SMP survival server to join click the NPC To buy ranks just do /Points store and click the bedrock and it will take you to the ranks store GUI We have a Creative CMP server for players who want to play on creative mode Rules No Racism/hate/discrimination No Swearing No Hacking No Ban Evasion No Staff Disrespect/Impersonation/player impersonation/Disrespect Do Not Ask For Op you will be banned if you do please read /rules for more info

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Potions Brewed: 33 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • SkinCraft Survival and Economy

    SkinCraft Survival and Economy

    Server IP: skincraft.shulker.xyz:25565 Our Server is all about a mostly Vanilla Minecraft Experience, with a few “Quality of Life” Plugins added. Ask a MOD to join the STAFF TEAM! you think you’re a good fit! Think you’ve got what it takes? /mail either 2econdSkinTTV or Racingwithmj In-Game to Apply! (Requirements are: MUST have purchased a rank or command on the site before applying.) We look forward to meeting you!Some Plugins include, but are not limited to:Economy – The very thing that has brought this game back to life! Buying and Selling hard earned items with currencies!EssentialsX – The Essentials, C’mon.Jobs – Assign yourself up to 3 Jobs! Earn money for completing tasks like Mining, Farming and Woodcutting!Ranks – Different Ranks with different sets of permissions and commands!ChestShop – Create Player Shops where people can either buy your goods or sell theirs to you! No taxes, you get everything!Colored Signs – Color your signs with “&” Color Codes!GriefPrevention – Claim land with a Golden Shovel!Tree Feller – Tree’s “Fall” when hit from the bottom log!PlayTimeRewards – Get rewards and keep up with your playtime stats!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • HoneyBerryMC

    HoneyBerryMC

    HoneyberryMC:

    HoneyBerry is a fairly new Minecraft server. We offer towny system, jobs, custom items, awesome ranks, and much more! The small community is a perfect place to feel right at home along with the super friendly staff.

    Come & join us! play.honeyberrymc.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • RainMasYand

    RainMasYand

    Little Vanilla Server! For a hassle-free game with friends! Multi worlds Survival / Oneblock / Prison / Skybloc and pure vanilla zero plugin on Whitelist. Apply on discord. Welcome! Java IP: rainmasyand.fun Bedrock IP: rainmasyand.fun:19132

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • FuseMC

    FuseMC

    **Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

    FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

    **Unique Server Optimization**

    While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

    **Variety of options in-game:**

    We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

    EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

    EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

    Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

    New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Impeerium

    Impeerium

    Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

    We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

    Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

    We hope to see you here

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 16 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Townscraft

    Townscraft

    Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Hysteria Network

    Hysteria Network

    BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

    Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

    Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Towns Built: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • CliffCraft

    CliffCraft

    Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 9 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftPlay

    CraftPlay

    CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftingRealm

    CraftingRealm

    Welcome to CraftingRealm, the premier destination for Minecraft enthusiasts! Our server offers a wide range of gameplay options, including survival & creative, so there’s something for everyone.

    There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

    In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

    Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

    We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

    Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • FlarePvP Network

    FlarePvP Network

    FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SimpleSurvival

    SimpleSurvival

    Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

    For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

    Ranking up for extra perks, participating in different events, and obtaining customized items & gear through the crates at spawn are some of the possibilities on Simple Survival!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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