Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Butts, don’t exist, dont, Exist, fem, FemBUTTS, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Potions Brewed:	49

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

LokoCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Noovlandia Network

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

A semi-premium Minecraft server for Java and Bedrock from version 1.10 to 1.20.1

We offer:

Extreme security Privileged Ranks economy system Clans and alliances Giveaways every week Mass events Exclusive rewards 24/7 active support And much more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	149
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Rede Cypher

Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to the Cypher Network! We are a new server still in beta, we plan to add more exclusives for players, we have mcMMO, economy system, elevators, banking system, in the future we will add more exclusive features of the Cypher Network.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SolarMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Parkour, PvP, Vanilla

WE ARE EXCITED TO WELCOME YOU TO SOLARMC Our server offers 3 exclusive modes:

Vanilla S1: Our Vanilla offers many specialties, such as the Outposts, an area that once conquered will provide you and your team with a damage multiplier, money, and an exclusive shop! Bounties, take revenge by placing a bounty on your opponent and make him a target for all players on the server! Auctions, earn money by selling the goods you have earned to other players, or if you can afford it, buy from them! Crates, if you have earned it at the outposts by fighting, you will be able to open a crate where you will receive materials that are almost impossible to obtain, which makes them valuable, or… buy a key from our shop! DailyRewards, get daily rewards that will increase in value over the days, but be careful, miss one day and you’ll start all over again! Kits, purchase kits via in-game money, or receive an exclusive one by purchasing VIP! Leaderboards, climb the rankings to the top in: money, kills, deaths and elo to receive rewards! Have fun!

Kit-PvP: Kit-PvP is a unique mode of its kind, for each kit you unlock by leveling up, you will also unlock a special ability! Face your opponents with the classic PvP 1.8 style and climb the rankings for the player with the most kd by receiving a nametag in chat that will strike fear into the first unlucky person who dares to go against you.

Practice: Leaderboards, show everyone who is the strongest by climbing the rankings in the various practice kits or in the wins! Different modes every week! A simple Practice that makes things more competitive, PvP lovers this is the place for you!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Midgardsaga.nu

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

A newly started Swedish server with a focus on building and having fun. Here we are friendly and nice to each other.

Karta: http://Midgardsaga.nu:8100/

Swedish Minecraft server. Where the focus is on building and having fun.

– Mcmmo- Jobs- Lands- Elit mobs- Wildchest- Jets hoppers – Advanced Dungeons- Cmi- Ranker– Danns World generator

Are some of the plugins we use

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

FutureMC Skyblock

Economy, PvP, Skyblock

Hello have you been in search for a new skyblock server, I think you’re search is now over Come join us on your adventure and have the time of you’re life!

Server Features: – Custom Resource Pack – Minions – Custom Plugins – Custom Mission – Custom Islands – Bridge Themes – Player Skills

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

PvPCharge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

PvPCharge is a network of Minecraft servers released on February 10th. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – Skyblock – Prisons – Factions

Join Today! – play.pvpcharge.net

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9022
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Surviland

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come play on our exciting Minecraft Survival server called Surviland! We have a lot of interesting things to keep you entertained. Connect now to survi.land and join the fun in our supported versions from 1.9 to 1.20. We are waiting for you to live the adventure!

Enter now using the IP: Survi.land

#MinecraftSurvival #AssuredFun #SurvilandHasReturned

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Tartarus Network

PvE

Welcome to the realm of demons and nightmares, full of ancient treasures, friends and foes alike. Welcome to The Tartarus Network..

Here at the network, we take what people want and make it into reality. Whether it be more mobs, items, or recipes for crafting, we’re always here to help! Current servers include our Elemental Reborn project, a revival of a much more ancient land, and the hidden foes and powers within…

We hope you enjoy the ride, and have a good time!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Terra Nova

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Draw Forth and Join the Ranks of Terra Nova, A Vanilla Survival Server! (18+) Our 1.20.1 server is once again recruiting players from all corners of the earth to join our amazing community. We are an 18+ only community, and cater to those ages.

We are a purely community server. We are catered to your enjoyment and do not sell roles, ranks or benefits on the server. We are a free to play community that aims at bringing creative players together and foster a community that lasts.

To join, simple press on our discord server invite link!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OakMC

Bedwars, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

We are an up and coming Minigames Network, releasing on the 7th October! We have Skyblock, BlockWars, our own custom Minigame and Survival with some of our own custom structures and mobs!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

ChillZone SMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

ChillZone SMP is a new whitelisted semi-vanilla Minecraft server where community is highly valued, and players have a say in server decisions. The server has been around for 4 years and features a user-friendly land-claiming plugin, various vanilla tweaks, Discord linking, Dynmap, player shops, and a diamond-based player-controlled economy. The staff members are all friendly, experienced, and fair, and the server rules are relaxed, prohibiting things like exploiting, griefing, stealing, and abuse. Join the excitement today by filling out a quick application form on the ChillZone Discord!

Discord: https://discord.gg/chills

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	15

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Zentrium

PvE, PvP, Survival

Zentrium is a survival server with nations and towns, advanced fishing, Coliseum where people kill each other, purchaseable player shops at spawn, Fishing competitions, Revive friends, Protect your items, Trade with others, propose to others, pose to others, join now.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

McBloof SMP Server

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to McBloof, your gateway to an unparalleled Minecraft experience that combines the best of survival gameplay with a thriving economy and a welcoming, tight-knit community. Step into a sprawling, breathtaking world where the possibilities are as endless as your imagination. In McBloof, survival is just the beginning; it’s a canvas upon which you can paint your adventures, friendships, and accomplishments. (ty AI)

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

OG-Network

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP

OG Network is a Minecraft server that offers a thrilling and challenging game mode: Lifesteal SMP. In this mode, you can steal health from other players by killing them, but you can also lose health if you are killed. This adds a new layer of strategy and excitement to the survival experience. You will need to team up with your friends, as you can’t fight alone in this ruthless world. OG Network also features custom biomes, daily-spawning bosses, and unique gear sets to collect. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in Lifesteal SMP!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	191	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.