Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • SagaMC

    SagaMC

    Join us in the heart of the jungle, where the survival experience meets unparalleled customization and a thriving player-driven economy. Cast your vote and be part of our ever-growing community!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Sanctum Network

    Sanctum Network

    400 Sci-Fi Mods in 1.20.1 Play as a dragon Build Factories Make your Meka-Suit Become the strongest Mage with your custom abilities

    Join the discord for the full mod-list and info! It includes a dedicated server and community. -Twilight Forest Dimension -The Aether, ProjectE, Mystical Agriculture -Deeper darker, Mekanism, Ars Nov, Iron’s Spells -Better player animations, Better combat mods! -Tons of cosmetics , 200+ unique dungeons -Solar System, Space & Planets to explore (Ad Astra) -A Fresh New World Fully Generated in 1.20.1

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • WaveyMC Survival

    WaveyMC Survival

    We are a 1.20.1 Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with many cool features to keep our players having a great time. This includes features such as: Quests, a Level System, Factories, Deliveries, Random Teleport (RTP), Coins and much more!

    As a server we aim to provide a welcoming yet exciting experience with our Minecraft game server. At WaveyMC we have taken the time to develop an experience that will truly keep the blockcrafters crafting blocks!

    DISCORD: https://discord.waveymc.net

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • ThunderMC

    ThunderMC

    ThunderMC [BoxPvP]

    Season 1 is out now!!! Mine your way to better gear Packed with tons of PvP Play Now! Why Not? The IP is: play.thundermc.net We are waiting for you! Good luck and Have fun! Also, make sure to join our discord https://discord.gg/thundermc

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 11 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Hylex

    Hylex

    We are a Brazilian minigame server in Minecraft Java Edition with more than 10 thousand daily players, made up of thousands of people who are fanatical about the game and totally addicted to BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and other various minigames.

    What are you waiting for? Get in there, let’s play!

    Access Hylex via the IP hylex.gg or original.hylex.gg, available for the original and alternative versions of the game.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/hylex Website: https://hylex.gg/

    Hylex is a Brazilian server of minigames in Minecraft Java Edition with over 10,000 daily players. Its community is made up of thousands of Minecraft fanatics who are totally addicted to minigames like BedWars, SkyWars, The Bridge, Build Battle, Duels, RankUP and others.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

    ResGamingInc Mystical Block Server

    Enjoy ya selves and Be Nice simple as that please join our discord and help us grow into a bigger community with others and various games to share Using Mystical Block 2.7.3 https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/mystical-block forge-36.2.34

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 153 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Nova Gilded Aegis

    Nova Gilded Aegis

    Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

    ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

    Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

    On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

    Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

    Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

    Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Secura Network

    Secura Network

    Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

    Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

    What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • AngelicMC

    AngelicMC

    Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Externium

    Externium

    Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

    Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

    PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

    Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

    City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • BlastFire

    BlastFire

    BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Greed Isle

    Greed Isle

    Greed Isle is a unique Survival server known for plugins to make the Survival experience more unique and better for everyone. You can play with your friends, or even make more friends! (I sure need some) The server runs on 1.17-1.20+ and supports both Java & Bedrock players!

    What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

    We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 17
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TerraRealms Network

    TerraRealms Network

    Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

    What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 6606

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Respawn Point

    The Respawn Point

    The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

    We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

    Updated November 7, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 36 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Magic Items Found: 6078 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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