Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	539
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Animals Bred:	162

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Void Armor Forged:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated November 7, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!