Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 107/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 16
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Dragons Tamed: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Naruto Decaying

    Naruto Decaying

    This is a Naruto-Minecraft modded based server. It runs using a Naruto mod that’s getting updated as time goes by. We have a very active and kind player base and we welcome you between us! The server has daily events, lore and everything you will need in your gameplay experience!

    Make sure to check out our discord for more info like the mod pack. https://discord.gg/HSfTRVauN2

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • NinjaMC.net

    NinjaMC.net

    The best German Minecraft server! With Cosmetics, Rank Tags, MiniGames, BattleRoyale, BedWars and much more. We wish you a good and lag-free gaming experience!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • EuropaCraft

    EuropaCraft

    This is a map of Europe 1:100 to real life! Settle in any place, from Algeria to Finand! We also have vehicles to ease the travel, but make sure to move up in the economy to afford them!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6217 Crops Grown: 4227
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 25

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • JNJ Network | SMP – 1.20.4

    JNJ Network | SMP – 1.20.4

    Java IP: play.jnjnetwork.comBedrock IP: play.jnjnetwork.com:19132

    Discord: discord.jnjnetwork.comWebsite: jnjnetwork.com

    JNJ Network features latest SMP. We have custom-coded plugins that are unique and exclusive to our server! We also utilize custom models and provide players with exciting features like custom mobs and high quality dungeons. Join now to play!

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    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Dimension Hops: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • KipNetwork

    KipNetwork

    The cackling fun Minecraft community. Join play.kipnetwork.net today and play along! Or join the conversation via https://discord.kipentwork.net.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Pure Skyblock

    Pure Skyblock

    Welcome to Pure Skyblock, where the skies are endless and the adventures boundless! Dive into our skyblock world and experience a realm filled with excitement, challenges, and endless opportunities for growth. Here’s what you can expect:

    Fun Ranks: Climb the ranks and unlock exciting perks as you progress through your skyblock journey. From novice to master, each rank brings new privileges and rewards.

    Spawners: Create your own ecosystem in the sky with our wide range of spawners. From farm animals to monsters, customize your island and unleash your creativity.

    Balanced Economy: Engage in a vibrant and balanced economy where every action matters. Trade with fellow players, participate in auctions, and build your wealth as you strive for dominance in the sky.

    Join us on Pure Skyblock and embark on an unforgettable adventure high above the clouds!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PepBox

    PepBox

    PepBox is a cool server where you can mine and pvp. PepBox has many different mines you can mine from. PepBox also has a pvp/building area. PepBox also has many different crates you can open! Come join!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Phlox SMP (Java/Bedrock)

    Phlox SMP (Java/Bedrock)

    JUST RESET!

    Phlox is a no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!

    You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!

    Some of the features:– Custom items and hats– Guilds– Player Shops– Auction House– Events– And more!

    Bedrock IP:play.phloxmc.net:19132

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Farms Harvested: 745

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • ThunderLands

    ThunderLands

    global lifesteal smp with family friendly community our server has java support but we are planning to ad bedrock support too

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Queercraft – LGBTQ+ friendly server (Java, PC Bedrock, Mobile)

    Queercraft – LGBTQ+ friendly server (Java, PC Bedrock, Mobile)
    Server IP: mc.queercraft.net

    Queercraft is a Minecraft server for LGBTQ+ gamers and allies!

    Discord: queercraft.net/discord

    Follow us on Instagram

    Visit our website Queercraft.net

    Join our community group on Steam

    Follow us on Twitter @queercraft

    Like us on Facebook at facebook.com/qcprism

    We hope to see you soon!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • 🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 – [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE

    🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 – [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE

    🌿 CubeCadia SMP 🌿 - [1.20] | Bedrock/Java | Custom Items | PvE | and MORE Minecraft Server=====================================================================

    IP: cubecadia.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

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    Server Features:

    Extensive Dungeons

    We offer dungeons where you can grind through anytime you want! Follow a story line and level up to access new dungeons. Each dungeon has unique mobs, dungeon keys, and custom loot to gain! Either grind survival, or grind our extensive dungeons!

    Enhanced Mining

    Find fossils, special gems, or other mysterious loot from mining! You can mine for hours and still discover new content and become rich! Also enchant your pickaxe with special abilities.

    Jobs & Quests

    Another way to make money on our server is by doing jobs or quests. Work a job to earn money or do daily quests. Jobs also offer a skill tree to get premium items. Quests also offer a great way to get free crate keys.

    Fishing Events

    This server offers fishing events that happen from time to time. This includes various fishing contests like catching the most fish, catching the largest fish, or earning the most EXP. We also offer an extensive fishing system with deliveries, custom fish, totems, and more!

    Smithy System

    Forget normal ol’ boring netherite armor. How about build a custom Smithy set! Get enough blocks to craft special armor like Dragon, Solar, Corrupt, Steampunk, or Conduit armor / tools! Step it further and attempt our Forager quests that have challenging quests but give some of the best possible armor in the game!

    Daily End Bosses

    We have daily bosses that spawn in the end! Fight the boss and other players to gain gems for special loot like pets, disguises, keys, and so much more!

    300+ Custom Items

    Our server offers over 300 custom items to gain! This means all kinds of fun items that are unique to our server like an upgradeable tool, quality of life enhancements, elevator blocks, lava sponges, and so much more!

    CubeCadia is not just a server; it’s a thriving community of passionate Minecraft players. Join forces with fellow adventurers, forge alliances, and make lifelong friendships. And with crossplay support, you can explore CubeCadia with friends across different platforms!

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    IP: cubecadia.net

    Bedrock Port: 19132

    Version: 1.19.x – 1.20.2

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    Discord Server: https://discord.gg/cubecadia

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    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Social Life

    Social Life

    Hangout & meet friends! Play games to make money. Adopt and care for your own pets! Open a shop! Lifestyles allow you to become a Miner, Gardener, Cook, or even a Mob Slayer!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 22 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • FieldscraftMC

    FieldscraftMC

    FieldscraftMC, a server in constant development, custom survival mode compatible with Java and Bedrock.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Earth Civilizations SMP

    Earth Civilizations SMP

    Welcome to Earth Civilizations! The place where you can start from scratch and build up your own civilization! After the closure of our last server CrossoverSMP we are returning 1 year later with Earth Civilizations! See you around!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Emeralds Found: 3074
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7170 Falling into the Void: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Lostshard

    Lostshard

    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.

    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. **You won’t find another server like this.**

    Discord: https://discord.gg/9MVkkGqyax

    IP: lostshard.club

    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4810 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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