Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Fem Butts Don’t Exist Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where Fembutts don’t exist! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens with architectural skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination or will you stand against them and protect the innocent villagers?

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hidden deep within the bowels of the server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this treasure and have your wildest dreams come true?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP where the impossible is possible and the absurd is just another day in the blocky world. Who knows what adventures await you in this wacky and wild server? Just remember one thing – Fembutts don’t exist here, but the fun sure does!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 9 Living Statues Befriended: 1
Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Earth Civilizations SMP

    Earth Civilizations SMP

    Welcome to Earth Civilizations! The place where you can start from scratch and build up your own civilization! After the closure of our last server CrossoverSMP we are returning 1 year later with Earth Civilizations! See you around!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Runes Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Lostshard

    Lostshard

    Lostshard, a Minecraft RPG server and revival of the original Lostshard.

    Lostshard has completely custom PvP skill, magic, plot, clan and economy systems. No mods required but completely reinvents how Minecraft can be played. Give the server a try, and join our active community. **You won’t find another server like this.**

    Discord: https://discord.gg/9MVkkGqyax

    IP: lostshard.club

    MC Version: 1.16.5 (pre cave-update)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • ItherioMC

    ItherioMC
    ItherioMC Minecraft ServerItherioMC Networkis a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:

    ABYSS SMP🔰 No griefing.⚔️ PvP enabled.🛡️ Claim Protection💰 Player Economy🗳️ Free Vote Ranksand More…———————————–SUPREME ONEBLOCK💀 PvP Arena🐉 Custom End🗺️ World Borders📛 Custom Tags 🔔 Envoysand More…

    ItherioMC Minecraft Serverplay.itheriomc.com ; cracked.itheriomc.com [​1.8 – 1.20.x ] https://discord.gg/itheriomc

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • LokoCraft [CROSS-PLAY]

    LokoCraft [CROSS-PLAY]

    Welcome to LokoCraft – The Ultimate Factions Experience!

    Embark on an epic journey in our Minecraft factions server, where alliances are forged, wars are waged, and empires rise and fall. LokoCraft offers a thrilling and immersive factions gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

    🏰 Factions: Create your own faction or join forces with others to dominate the expansive world of LokoCraft. Build towering fortresses, strategize your attacks, and form unbreakable alliances to become the ruling force on the server. Will you be a diplomatic powerhouse or a ruthless conqueror?

    💎 Rankups: Progress through our dynamic ranking system as you amass wealth, power, and influence. From humble beginnings, climb the ranks to unlock exclusive perks, commands, and abilities. Only the most formidable players will reach the pinnacle of power.

    🛒 Shop: Immerse yourself in a bustling economy with our carefully curated in-game shop. Trade resources, buy and sell items, and become the economic mastermind of LokoCraft. Use your wealth to strengthen your faction and ensure dominance in the ever-evolving world.

    ⚔️ Custom PvP Arenas: Prove your combat prowess in our custom PvP arenas. Engage in intense battles, participate in tournaments, and showcase your skills to the entire server. Glory and rewards await those who emerge victorious!

    🔒 Secure Your Territory: Utilize our advanced land claiming system to protect your hard-earned territory from rival factions. Fortify your base with impenetrable defenses and ensure that only the worthy can breach your walls.

    🌍 Explore a Dynamic World: Immerse yourself in a vast and dynamic world filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and challenging landscapes. Explore the depths of the earth and the heights of the sky to discover the secrets that LokoCraft has to offer.

    🎉 Events and Challenges: Participate in regular events and challenges that will test your skills and provide unique rewards. From epic boss battles to treasure hunts, there’s always something exciting happening on LokoCraft.

    Join LokoCraft now and become a legend in the world of factions! Will you rise to power, forge alliances, and conquer the realm, or will you succumb to the forces that seek to overthrow you? The adventure awaits – embark on it now!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 483506 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • MasonSMP

    MasonSMP

    – Claim your own land in the server (with loads of blocks to claim! Unlimited claims!) – Unlimited homes – TPA plugin – 1.7.2-1.19.4 support – Latest version native – mcMMO – Dynmap [ http://masonsmp.my.pebble.host:8100 ] [Hide yourself: /dynmap hide]

    – Bedrock support (IP: masonsmp.my.pebble.host | PORT: 25594)

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 43 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FearBox

    FearBox

    Fun boxpvp server to have fun and grind! Just jump down and start your adventure! Grind to the best gear like Slime Gear, and Enderman Gear!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • JackIsAwesome

    JackIsAwesome

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    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Bricks Network

    Bricks Network

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Welcome to our extraordinary Minecraft server, where imagination knows no bounds and adventures await at every corner. We are thrilled to have you join us in this immersive virtual world, where creativity and collaboration reign supreme.

    Here, within the pixelated landscapes of Minecraft, you will find a community unlike any other. Whether you are a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, a redstone engineer, or simply a passionate adventurer, there is a place for you here. Our server is a vibrant hub where players from all walks of life come together to forge friendships, conquer challenges, and create breathtaking marvels.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • 🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

    🌹 ROSEFALL 🌹 Beta 1.20.1 Fantasy RPG | Custom Enemies 🗡️ | Custom Textures ⭐️ | Quests & More!

    Welcome to Rosefall 🌹
    Check Our Teasers In Our Discord!
    BETA FEB 2024
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    We’ve taken the classic Minecraft experience and added a touch of magic. Explore a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, hidden secrets, and the enchanting ambiance of twilight. Discover towns and villages, each with its own charm and character, waiting for you to explore and claim as your own. Whether you’re a lone wanderer, a budding architect, or a valiant hero- Rosefall offers something for every adventurer. Engage in epic quests, uncover the mysteries of the land, and build your legend. The choices are yours to make, and the possibilities are limitless. Step into the world of Rosefall, where the roses bloom under the twilight sky, and embark on an unforgettable Minecraft journey. Your destiny awaits you.
    🌹 Custom Vanilla | Our server has a custom vanilla experience. Play Vanilla enhanced with custom materials, items, and weapons to fight off custom enemies.

    🌹 Dungeons and Quests | Help protect Rosefall and uncover the mystery that shrouds the town. Fight through dungeons and complete quests to advance the storyline- Or just collect cool loot!

    🌹 Player-Driven Economy | Rosefall’s shops are limited. Players can trade and make their own player shops anywhere in the world.
    🌹 User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease- Golden Shovels are given to you from the start!
    🌹 Free Ranks | Collect ranks for playing on the server and progressing! Each free rank comes with individual perks.
    🌹 Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to bemature, respectful, and friendly!
    🌹 Custom Textures | Enhance your gameplay with custom cosmetics, weapon skins, pets and more!

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Buildings Constructed: 46
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Flashbang s Roleplay

    Flashbang s Roleplay

    RO- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

    EN- This is a roleplay server with the following mods: MrCrafish’s Vehicle Mod / Obfuscate

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • ObiWorld. It’s how SMPs are done. 1.18 – 1.20.4

    ObiWorld. It’s how SMPs are done. 1.18 – 1.20.4

    Family-friendly SMP server with active staff! Java and Bedrock. Version 1.18 – 1.20.4!Grief prevention, minigames, ranks, jobs, economy, and custom plugins. Something for everyone–beginners to expert!

    Our server is modest in size; we have about 1000 total players and 60 regular players. You can get to know everyone on ObiWorld!

    We have bedwars, duels, soccer, quests, paintball, parkour, mazes, spleef, hunger games, jobs, chess, tntrun, and a custom pvp arena with boss battles and NPC fights.

    Want a unique experience not found on any other SMP?? We have custom-scripted magic wands, potions, and weapons found only on ObiWorld! Need help figuring out what to do?? Our players and staff are very helpful! Need in-game money for the auction house…get a job in one of our 11 professions. There are so many things to do on ObiWorld!

    No computer? Don’t worry, we have Bedrock and Java crossplay. You can play on your mobile device!

    Java IP: play.obiworldmc.comBedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973Check out our website at www.obiworldmc.comEmail us at [email protected]

    ==================================================================================================================Note to parents: This is a safe server for your kids. I made it so my own kids would have a place to enjoy minecraft multiplayer. I am on the server daily and I keep up with the chat when I’m not in game. In fact, all of our staff are able to watch the chat remotely and take action if needed. Most of our players are between 8 and 16 years old, while most of our staff are older teens or twenties, and even two 40+ year olds!

    Additionally, I can tag your child’s account to only be playable on Obiworld if staff are online. Shoot us an email at [email protected] and let us know you want your child tagged for supervision. If your child joins and no staff are online, he/she will be kicked from the server within a few seconds.

    Furthermore, I never ask for money; the server is NOT configured to accept donations. We don’t accept money on our minecraft server, discord server, or website.

    Finally, we have a licensed Speech-Language Pathologist that helps the staff manage miscommunications between players and their many native languages that are on our server. You won’t find another server like ObiWorld.

    

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8953 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Aussie Hermitcrabs

    Aussie Hermitcrabs

    Description: Aussie Hermitcrabs is a Hermit Craft-style semi-vanilla SMP based in Australia. We’ve recently started a new world for 1.18 so we’re looking for some new members to kick off a new adventure with.

    The new world has a communal village inside a ring of mountains, some shops (and a diamond based economy) but also lots of trade and goodwill. We’re looking for experience players looking for a fresh start or total Minecraft newbies looking to learn within a community. We currently have a small world border so we have lots of fresh ground to expand into later.

    We have a whitelist and take applications through discord. We also have an age limit, so adults only please. Hit us up with an application if you want to join a hermit-style community.

    How to apply for whitelist: 1. Join our discord https://discord.gg/dcgUpcA39W 2. Go to the #Applications channel 3. Read the pinned message 4. Fill out an application and chat with us

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • HellTech Network

    HellTech Network

    An offline mode server network that lets you feel free.

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 17 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Cloud Survival

    Cloud Survival

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    Cloud Survival

    Cloud Survival is a brand new survival multiplayer server. We have keep inventory on, and aim to be a stable and friendly community! Swearing is allowed, but you are able to toggle off messages that contain swears, with our optional /familychat command! Come hangout, and relax.

    A few of our features include, but are not limited to;– Classic golden shovel claiming system, to protect your precious builds.– Griefing and stealing, not allowed.– Create income by selling your obtained items.– Create shops, and buy and sell with other players.– Keep inventory on, not to worry about losing your items.– Rank up system, with very rewarding perks, such as /magiccarpet, /nick– Optionally use your in-game money to buy temporary fly mode, or protect yourself from phantoms automatically.– Use your in-game money to buy effects that last for two weeks! night vision, haste, etc.

    – Capture pets, tame them, name them, have them help you in survival combat, and more!

    IP: play.cloudsurvival.nethttp://discord.cloudsurvival.nethttps://map.cloudsurvival.nethttps://store.cloudsurvival.net

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 19 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • DungeonPvP

    DungeonPvP

    India’s leading 1.19 PvP server. With low ping. Duels with intricate system and active members and staff.No lag

    Updated November 8, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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