Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a man who has masturbated before! Our server is filled with fembots who are on a mission to cleanse the world of all tainted souls. Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid the land of any man who has committed the ultimate sin. Will you be able to resist the temptation and prove yourself worthy of our fembot love? Only time will tell on this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Towns Built: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Buildings Constructed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21
    Falling into the Void: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 51
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons

    LoveCraft SMP: First Love Lessons
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where first love isn’t just a teenage crush, it’s a game changer!

    Picture this: you’re building a cozy little house when suddenly, Cupid himself shoots you with his arrow and you fall head over heels for another player. But here’s the twist – if you break up, your house gets blown up! That’s right, love is a battlefield in this SMP!

    But don’t worry, it’s not all heartbreak and explosions. Join us and see how experiencing first love shapes the way you view relationships later in life. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a pixelated paradise. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the love (and chaos) begin!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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