Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never trust a man who has masturbated before! Our server is filled with fembots who are on a mission to cleanse the world of all tainted souls. Join us as we embark on hilarious quests to rid the land of any man who has committed the ultimate sin. Will you be able to resist the temptation and prove yourself worthy of our fembot love? Only time will tell on this wacky and wild Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • QuoteCraft SMP

    QuoteCraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be quoting “Creeper, aw man” all day long! Our server is filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists that will have you laughing your blocky butt off. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be ROFLing in the chat non-stop. So come join us and let’s make some meme-worthy memories together!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyRegretz

    CraftyRegretz
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting off a TNT trap while trying to mine for diamonds, only to have a herd of angry llamas come charging at you for revenge! Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    Witness players trying to build the tallest tower in the world, only to have it come crashing down because they forgot to put supports in place. It’s like a real-life game of Jenga, but with more explosions and less crying (hopefully).

    So come on down to our server and join in on the chaos and laughter. Who knows, you might just have your own “I shouldn’t have said that” moment that will have everyone laughing for days. See you there!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • GroundZero

    GroundZero

    About GroundZero Survive the Horde – Step into an intense modded Minecraft Zombie Apocalypse where every night becomes more dangerous. Fight hordes of unique zombies and discover hidden loot rooms full of rare items. Explore abandoned cities and find secret traders offering exclusive weapons and equipment. Airdrops appear regularly with valuable loot, but beware: others are also preying on them. Build your base, gather resources and work together to survive. Are you ready to brave the endless night and unravel the secrets of this devastated world?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Empires MC

    Empires MC

    Join Empires MC, the ultimate Towny server! Experience epic piñata parties, build empires, and enjoy endless fun with friends. Adventure, community events, and much more await you!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays

    Broomstix – The Server Where Flying Only Happens on Sundays
    IP Address play.broomstix.net
    Default Ports N/A
    Discord Server https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
    Online In-game Map https://map.broomstix.net/

    Features:

    • Running on latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
    • Bedrock and Java cross-play
    • Hard difficulty
    • Custom enchantments
    • Teleport mobs with lead
    • Free fly on Sundays
    • ProtectionStones for land claiming
    • Bartering economy system
    • No griefing
    • Main PvP arena with keep inventory
    • Random teleportation in overworld
    • In-game messaging, homes, player teleportation
    • Minecraft-Discord integration
    • Responsive staff
    • Voting ranks and rewards
    • Server shops, public market, tutorial warps

    FAQ:

    Q: Can I play on this server with Bedrock edition? A: Yes, Bedrock and Java players can play together without needing a Java account.

    Q: Is griefing allowed on this server? A: No, griefing is not allowed on this server.

    Q: Do you offer in-game economy system? A: Yes, there is a bartering economy system in place.

    Q: Are there special features like custom enchantments? A: Yes, the server offers custom enchantments.

    Q: How can I claim land on the server? A: You can use ProtectionStones for land claiming.

    Q: Is PvP enabled on this server? A: Yes, there is a main PvP arena with keep inventory.

    Q: Are there any special events or promotions on the server? A: Yes, there are voting ranks and rewards available for players.

    Q: Can I interact with the community through Discord while away from the game? A: Yes, there is Minecraft-Discord integration for community interaction.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Evil Villain Minecraft Server

    Evil Villain Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is run by the most evil villain in video game history! Join us if you dare to face off against the ultimate baddie who will stop at nothing to make your gaming experience a living nightmare.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane challenges like fighting off hordes of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords and navigating through a maze filled with exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why wait? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to defeat the most evil villain in video game history. Just be prepared for a wild ride filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs along the way.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP

    ””You Think You Know Me”” Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of killer bunnies. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to welcome you to the server in their own unique way. And if you manage to survive, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils. Who needs a boring old dog when you can have a fire-breathing lizard as a companion?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky enough to find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies).

    So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there).

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server

    DinnerDitcher’s Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the social pressures of real life and enjoy some alone time in the virtual world!

    Tired of your partner constantly inviting friends over for dinner and drinks? Join our server and build your own virtual steak dinner while playing video games alone – no unexpected guests allowed!

    Need some relaxation after a hectic vacation with extended family? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and recharge without any social obligations.

    Don’t feel guilty for wanting some alone time – on our server, it’s encouraged! Join now and enjoy the peace and quiet of your own virtual world. Who needs friends when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 1449
    Mythical Relics Collected: 9 Chaos Gates Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BabyBumpBucks

    BabyBumpBucks
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the twists and turns of a soap opera right in the comfort of your own blocky world.

    Join now to witness the epic tale of twin sisters, one dating a deadbeat dad and the other caught in the middle of a family feud. Will the pregnant sister’s baby have half the DNA of her judgmental twin? Will the deadbeat dad step up and prove everyone wrong? Find out on our server, where the drama never stops!

    But wait, there’s more! Get ready for unexpected plot twists, heated arguments, and jaw-dropping revelations that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wild ride – join today and prepare to be entertained like never before!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • CelebrityScape SMP

    CelebrityScape SMP
    Are you tired of seeing celebrities getting away with all their shenanigans scot-free? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and take matters into your own hands! In our server, you can build elaborate traps and dungeons to finally catch those pesky celebs and make them pay for their crimes. Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret underground bunker where they’ve been hiding all their scandalous secrets! Join now and be the hero we all need in this crazy celebrity-filled world.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe

    MysteryCraft: Unraveling the Universe
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with mysteries waiting to be unraveled.

    Ever wondered why creepers explode or why Endermen are so dang tall? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover the answers to all of Minecraft’s biggest mysteries. Dive deep into the lore of the game and discover secrets that will blow your mind.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of brave adventurers to join its quest for the ultimate blocky treasure. Rumor has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt

    DroneCraft: 4 Soldiers Down, 60 Hurt
    lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da real world craziness like drone attacks and stuff. on dis server, u can build ur own fortress and protect it from drone strikes (jk no drones in minecraft lol). but u can still battle other players and show dem who’s da boss. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any potential drone attacks (again, no drones lol). so come join us and let’s have a blast (not literally tho) in dis crazy minecraft world!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Zapene Pixelmon

    Zapene Pixelmon

    ZapenePixelmon is a brand new Pixelmon server running the PixelBCG modpack! We have various features such as land claiming, resource world, PokeMart and PokeCenter at our spawn city, and more!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

    Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 191

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

    Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

    IP Address play.mushroomvalley.net
    Features Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
    Modded No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
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    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded? No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
    How old is the server? The server is 1 week old.
    What plugins does the server have? Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
    Is the community friendly? Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2017 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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