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| Players: | 104/1000 | Votes: | 4601 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
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