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Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 7167 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 39 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
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