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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7665 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9965 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
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