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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3859 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
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