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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1412 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 15 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
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