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| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 1012 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 5 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 1142 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
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