Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 455
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 77 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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