Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your precious builds? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, we have trained ninja villagers who will take out any creeper that dares to come near you! Join us and conquer your fear of exploding green menaces while building the most epic creations in the blocky world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a secret army of llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to grief your stuff. So come on, join us and let’s face our fears together in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 105/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Ores Mined: 9522
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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