> F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Buildings Constructed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

PixelPleasure: The Compliment Crafter

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a house and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to receive the weirdest compliments you’ve ever heard after a successful mining session. From “Your pickaxe skills are out of this world!” to “Your crafting abilities make my heart skip a beat,” you’ll never know what strange praise you’ll get next.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for stand-up comedy. Watch as it tells jokes that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re in a virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting complimented by a creeper for your explosive personality!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JaffaTerrorMC Server

Attack, CASUALTIES, crime, emergency response, fear, Incident, injured, Israel, Jaffa, JaffaTerrorMC, MIDDLE EAST, News, Panic, Police investigation, security threat, Server, Shooting, suspected terror, Terrorism, Victims, violence, Wounded

lol come join our minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is your boredom! we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and more fun than a barrel of creepers!

get ready to be blown away by our insane builds, like a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs or a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall.

we have a community of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. you’ll never be bored with us, unless you count the time we all got stuck in a pit of quicksand and had to dig our way out with our bare hands.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see why our server is the bomb, literally, because one time someone accidentally set off a TNT explosion that wiped out half the map. but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Emeralds Found:	479
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MissileMayhemCraft

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hey u, yes u! do u want to join the most EPIC minecraft server ever? well u better join ours cuz we got 102 missiles fired from Iran towards Israel! yea u heard that right, we got all the action and drama u need in ur minecraft life. join now and see if u can survive the chaos and destruction, or maybe even launch ur own missile attack! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Theater Nerd High School Squad

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so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. why should you join? well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

first off, our server is run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert minecraft players. they will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

secondly, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where all the mobs from the game come to dance and let loose. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting a move on the dance floor.

thirdly, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control all the chickens in the game.

and finally, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows the most epic and hilarious players to enter. so if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wild world, come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Potions Brewed:	178

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Toxic Fungus Bird Nests – Ant Defense

Animal Behavior, Ant, ant deterrent, ant predation, attacking ants, bird, bird behavior, Bird nests, Defense, defense mechanism, ecological interaction, entomology, fungal protection, fungal symbiosis, fungus, insect repellent, Mycology, natural defense, nest construction, nest protection, nests, symbiotic relationship, TOXIC, toxic defense, toxic fungus, wildlife behavior

Yo, come join our wacky Minecraft server where bird nests are made out of toxic fungus to keep those pesky ants away! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick treehouse, when suddenly an army of ants comes marching in. But wait, your bird nest made of toxic fungus swoops in like a superhero and saves the day! Plus, the toxic fungus gives your base a rad, otherworldly vibe. So come on, join us and experience the insanity for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6607	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Mines Excavated:	3216	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ores Mined:	5741	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Farms Harvested:	675	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Feel the Vibes in Minecraft Server: Aged 18+ and Whitelisted! Version 1.21

aged, application, armor, Community, Creative, Diamond, Discord, Economy, Enchantments, ender dragon, Events, feel, Friends, Grinding, java, maximum, Minecraft, Rewards, school semester, Server, shopping district, smp, Social, Vanilla, Version, VIBES, weapon, Whitelisted

Vibe Time Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla
Version	Java 1.21
Server Age	4 months
Focus	Social and creative aspects
World Reset	No plans for future reset
Economy	Diamond based
Events	Regular events with rewards

FAQ

Q: How can I join the Vibe Time Minecraft Server?

A: You can join the server by filling out an application on our Discord server here or by adding Nonectwi on Discord.

Q: What makes Vibe Time different from other Minecraft servers?

A: Vibe Time is focused on building a strong community and emphasizing social and creative aspects of Minecraft. We have no plans for world resets and offer unique events and rewards for players.

Q: What is the economy like on Vibe Time?

A: The economy is diamond based and we plan to create a shopping district near spawn in the future.

Q: Are there any special features on Vibe Time?

A: We plan to implement a system that allows players to exceed the maximum enchantments on their gear through vanilla means, such as grinding.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Crafty Missiles Minecraft Server

Attack, breaking news, Conflict, Crafty, Crisis, current events, Defense, explosions, foreign affairs, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, Missiles, News, SECURITY, Server, Tension, Video, War

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a missile hitting its target? Look no further! Our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone (but in a fun way, we promise). Hear explosions? Check. Feel the adrenaline rush of dodging missiles? Check. Join now for a gaming experience that will blow your mind (and maybe your house, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Potions Brewed:	116
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP – /psg/ – Project SEKAI General

Airi, Crypton Future Media, Dream Stage, Ena, English version, event stories, FAQ, general, hatsune miku, Korea, Leo/need, LIMITED, Minecraft, MORE MORE JUMP!, Nene, Nightcord de., Original Characters, Project, project sekai, psg, Pure, rhythm game, rin, Rui, sega, SEKAI, Sekai Viewer, Sekai Wiki, Shiho, smp, taiwan, Talent Blooms, Toya, Vivid BAD SQUAD, vocaloids, Wonderlands × Showtime

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our 4th Anniversary edition of Project SEKAI: Colorful Stage! ft. Hatsune Miku Minecraft SMP!

Experience the thrill of rhythm gaming while building your own virtual Vocaloid world. Collaborate with the 6 main Vocaloids from Crypton and a cast of original characters to create the ultimate Minecraft masterpiece.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Put Your Heart Into It! Dream Stage,” will boost your Pure attributes and give you the chance to recruit members like Shiho, Airi, Toya, Nene, and Ena. And don’t miss out on our insane gachas, including Talent Blooms and Bloom Fes with limited edition characters like Rui and Rin.

Join now and dive into translated stories like Leo/need, MORE MORE JUMP!, Vivid BAD SQUAD, Wonderlands × Showtime, and Nightcord de. Your Minecraft adventure will never be the same once you step into the colorful world of Project SEKAI! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with your ex’s drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can evict anyone you want without any consequences!

Join us and build your own detached garage with an apartment over it, just like in the story above. You can even offer free rent to your ex’s stepkids or half siblings, or kick them out whenever you feel like it.

Experience the thrill of virtual eviction without any guilt! Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the chaos and craziness in Minecraft? Join now and let the eviction party begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VirginRedDressJealousAITA

Apology, bride, college, family drama, Humiliation, Insecurity, insult, Jealousy, ongoing issue, passive aggressive, Pure, red wedding dress, sibling rivalry, sister, Tension, Virgin, VIRGINITY, VirginRedDressJealousAITA, white dress

Are you tired of dealing with passive-aggressive family members at your own wedding? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a drama-free zone where the only tension you’ll feel is from trying to defeat the Ender Dragon.

Our server is perfect for those who have siblings that can’t handle their jealousy. No need to worry about insulting comments about your wedding dress color choices here – unless you want to wear red, then go for it! We embrace all colors of the rainbow, even if it means calling you a whore (just kidding, we don’t actually do that).

So come join us and leave your family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape from sibling rivalry and passive-aggressive behavior. Plus, who needs real family when you have a Minecraft family waiting for you?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	291	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

ConspiracyCraft SMP

9/11 inside job, alien encounters, area 51, BELIEF, Big Pharma corruption, chemtrails, Conspiracy Theory, ConspiracyCraft, deep state, false flag events, government cover-up, hidden agendas, illuminati, JFK Assassination, media manipulation, mind control, moon landing hoax, new world order, Paranormal phenomena, reptilian overlords, secret societies, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only conspiracy theory is whether or not Herobrine is real? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in the wildest conspiracy theories out there! From secret villages of talking cows to hidden portals to the Nether in every player’s backyard, you never know what crazy conspiracy will pop up next. Join us if you dare and see if you can uncover the truth behind it all!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blockhead Realization

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Have you ever realized that joining our Minecraft server is the key to unlocking your inner diamond mining skills? It’s like a secret society of blocky builders and pixelated warriors, where the only rule is to have fun and never run out of snacks.

Picture this: you’re wandering through our virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of rainbow sheep come prancing by, leaving a trail of glitter in their wake. You follow them to a hidden cave filled with enchanted loot and rare treasures, all just waiting for you to claim as your own.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the beast while busting out their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SirenCraft: Iranian Attack!

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OMG GUYS, this server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and suddenly you hear sirens blaring because Iran is attacking Israel in the game. It’s like real-life drama but in blocky pixel form. Join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and build your own bomb shelter to survive the chaos. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a Minecraft war hero and save the day. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Cool Roofs Save Lives

average temperatures, building materials, city resilience., climate change, Cool, Cool roofs, energy efficiency, environmental impact, green infrastructure, heat mitigation, heat prevention, heat-related deaths, heatwave, light-colored roofs, lives, London, public health, Roofs, Save, sustainable cities, urban heat island, Urban planning, weather patterns

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where the roofs are all light-colored and stuff. Apparently, this could have like, totally reduced London’s temps by 0.8°C in 2018. That’s cray cray, right? And get this, it could have prevented 249 out of 786 heat-related deaths! Like, what even is that percentage, bro?

So, if you wanna be a part of this epicness, join our server now! Build your own light-colored roofs and save lives in Minecraft. Who knew virtual construction could be so life-saving, amirite? Plus, you’ll get to hang out with cool peeps who care about the environment and stuff. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and be a hero in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Chill, Community, female, Friends, Fun, Gaming, girls only, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, Safe, Server, Survival, virtual, Women, world

The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Divine Spears Created:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Villages Defended:	14

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.