Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 20 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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