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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 1475 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4903 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Booty, a mystical treasure said to grant unlimited diamonds to whoever can find it. Rumor has it that it’s hidden in the depths of the Nether, guarded by a twerking Ender Dragon.
So why waste your time on other servers when you can join ours and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness? Come for the fanservice, stay for the Blocky Booty – you won’t regret it!