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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Divine Scrolls Written: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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