Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape it all? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama-free building, epic adventures, and no disrespectful in-laws in sight!

Our server is the perfect place to let your creativity run wild without any judgment or criticism. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce mobs without any pesky ex-boyfriends or cheating spouses getting in your way.

Join us and leave all the family drama behind. Who needs real-life siblings when you can have a whole community of fellow players to bond with? So come on over and let’s create some epic memories together. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a toxic brother and his disrespectful wife. Let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Metal Mania Cardio Craft

    Metal Mania Cardio Craft
    so, like, u know how u play minecraft and u just, like, mine for all the ores and stuff? well, guess what, this server has, like, all the metals u could ever dream of! cobalt, tungsten, uranium, cadmium – u name it, we got it!

    but, like, here’s the catch – exposure to these metals can, like, increase ur risk of cardiovascular disease! crazy, right? so, like, come join our server and see if u can survive the metal madness!

    we’ve got, like, insane stories of players who have mined too much cobalt and ended up with, like, arteries full of harmful plaque! it’s, like, atherosclerosis on steroids, dude!

    so, like, if u wanna risk it all for some shiny metals and a chance at a heart attack, then come join our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dude!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchantments Applied: 182
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Towns Built: 7
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3451
    Crops Grown: 9110 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoWhining BoxPeePee 1.20.1-1.21.1 Server

    WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server Overview

    Features:

    Kits
    Shopkeepers
    Coin System
    PVP
    Leaderboards

    We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as its not just our server, its also the player’s server.

    Information:

    Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz
    Version: 1.20.1+
    Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

    FAQs:

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: You can join the server by using the server address provided: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

    Q: What version of Minecraft do I need to play on the server?

    A: You will need Minecraft version 1.20.1 or higher to play on the server.

    Q: Are there any special features on the server?

    A: Yes, the server offers kits, shopkeepers, a coin system, PVP action, and leaderboards for players to enjoy.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • InstinctCraft Minecraft Server

    InstinctCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers that make you question the meaning of life? Look no further, because our Minecraft server will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about morality and instincts!

    Join us and experience the thrill of praising things like sexual abstinence and self-sacrifice while building your virtual world. Who needs self-preservation when you can have selfless dedication to your pixelated family/nation/ideals?

    Forget about survival of the fittest, on our server, it’s all about survival of the most morally conflicted. So come on, join us and let your instincts run wild in ways you never thought possible!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Magical Moments Shared: 14
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP

    > Walks into your home and whips cooked… Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have players who will literally walk into your home and start whipping cooked meat out of your walls! It’s like a surprise meat pinata party every time you log on. Join us for the chaos and the delicious loot!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DressDilemmaCraft

    DressDilemmaCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of a friend trying to steal back a dress they gave as a gift.

    But don’t worry, on our server, you can keep all the virtual dresses you want without any real-life drama. So come on in and let’s build some friendships as strong as diamond armor (and hopefully without any dress-stealing shenanigans)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Magic Crystals Found: 16
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Endless Night Skies: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Secret Passages Found: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NostalgicCraft

    NostalgicCraft
    Remember that one time you were playing Minecraft and accidentally punched a pig while trying to build a house? Well, imagine a whole server dedicated to those epic fails! Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of accidentally setting your own house on fire with a misplaced block of lava.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful it can turn your diamond armor into a chicken nugget in seconds. Only the bravest players dare to face this feathered foe.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers and skeletons bust a move to the latest hits. Who knew mobs had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and create memories that will make you laugh for years to come. Who needs a boring old pig farm when you can have a wild adventure like this?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 94 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 35
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Mines Excavated: 1385 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • LebCraft Air Strikes

    LebCraft Air Strikes
    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as crazy as israel launching 100 ‘preemptive’ air raids in lebanon in just one hour! we’ve got explosions, chaos, and non-stop mayhem waiting for you! build your own bunker to hide from the madness or join in on the fun and unleash your inner warrior. trust us, you won’t find a server more intense than this one. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the thrill of the battlefield in minecraft like never before!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • ShroomCraft: The Happy Server

    ShroomCraft: The Happy Server
    Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like taking a trip on some psychedelic psilocybin, but without the risk of getting arrested by the Minecraft police, ya feel me? This server is like a happy pill for your soul, boosting your mood and making you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss, but you’ll also experience greater improvements in social skills. You’ll be making friends left and right, forming alliances, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

    And get this, dude, your sex drive won’t be affected at all! You’ll still be able to flirt with that cute Enderman or seduce that sassy villager without any worries. So come on, join this server and let the good times roll! Who needs antidepressants when you’ve got Minecraft, am I right?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Kino’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because I found Kino! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids.

    Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. Want a diamond sword that shoots lasers? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? You got it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Kino and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like getting attacked by a horde of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s all part of the fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Potions Brewed: 169 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP

    Wyt Women Sus AF Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! We’ve got witches casting spells, creepers twerking, and even the occasional Ender Dragon stopping by for a dance party.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of rabid llamas, or build a majestic castle only to have it destroyed by a herd of rampaging pigs.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the villagers have started their own underground fight club. So if you’re ready to get in on the action and see what all the hype is about, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos. Wyt women sus af, but our server is even more sus and we love it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyUkrainianDefense

    CraftyUkrainianDefense
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s like, totally epic and wild? well, u gotta join this server, cuz we got crazier stuff than a llama riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet!

    we got so much military aid, u won’t even believe it! like, we’re talking $375 million worth of weapons and armor just waiting for u to use in epic battles against creepers and zombies. it’s like, the ultimate power trip, man.

    and get this, our server is so intense, we got a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. u gotta solve crazy puzzles and fight off mobs just to get inside. it’s like, Indiana Jones meets Minecraft, but on steroids!

    so, if u wanna experience the most insane and action-packed Minecraft server ever, join us now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Towns Built: 6
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Vanilla SMP with a Twist of Boredom – No Fun Allowed Edition

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    Land claiming to keep your house safe
    Shops powered by a diamond economy
    Regular events for the community
    Warp stones for teleportation
    Bucketable entities for convenience
    Crafting tweaks for added enjoyment

    Come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I claim land? You can claim land by using the land claim tool available in your inventory.
    How can I earn diamonds? You can earn diamonds through various ways such as mining, trading, or participating in server events.
    What type of events are hosted? We host events like PvP tournaments, treasure hunts, and building competitions for the community to enjoy.
    Can I invite my friends to join? Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and play together.
    Are there any specific rules to follow? Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord for the full list of rules.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Crops Grown: 8394
    Demon Skulls Collected: 32 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and the memes flow like water? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things ridiculous and hilarious!

    Join us and experience a world where creepers wear party hats, pigs ride on top of chickens, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally, we have a diamond rain plugin). Our spawn area is a giant meme museum filled with the dankest memes from the depths of the internet.

    But that’s not all! We have custom mini-games like “TNT Tag” where the floor is literally lava made of TNT, and “Sheep Racing” where you can ride on the back of a sheep and race against your friends. And don’t even get us started on our custom mobs – ever seen a zombie wearing a tutu and doing the macarena? You will on our server!

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on in and join the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from too many exploding chickens).

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Demon Skulls Collected: 25 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General

    Minecraft SMP – Honkai: Star Rail General
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes!

    In this wacky world, you can download the latest version 2.5 that includes flying aureus shots and lupine rue adventures. Watch the Feixiao trailer “Nothing to Laugh At” where Feixiao tries to tickle a skeleton (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well).

    But wait, there’s more! Check out the Myriad Celestia trailer where an arrow seeks the stars and ends up in a galaxy far, far away. And don’t miss the animated short “Taking It Easy” where villagers take a break from farming to do some synchronized swimming.

    Join now and you might even get a chance to meet Rappa, the 5* Imaginary Erudition who can teach you how to speak llama. Redeemable codes, character banners, and light cone banners galore! It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, so what are you waiting for? Come join the madness today!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 7
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MomCraft Server

    MomCraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family dynamics and questionable parenting choices!

    Imagine a world where your younger sister gets pregnant, marries her partner, and then proceeds to party like it’s her full-time job while leaving her child with your 75-year-old mother. Who needs a nanny when grandma is always available, right?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness your sister jet-setting off on vacation after vacation, leaving her daughter behind for days on end. And the best part? She brags about never hiring a babysitter while you’re over here juggling work and three kids like a champ.

    Feeling the burnout from watching your niece while your sister lives it up? Don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Join our server and let out all your frustrations in the chat – just make sure to keep it private, unlike that one time you called out your sister for not adulting properly.

    So, if you’re looking for a server with more family drama than a soap opera, come join us! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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