come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Players Killed by Monsters: 1704 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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