come join our minecraft server where we have CHINA TRAINING THOUSANDS OF LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICERS FROM OVERSEAS TO CREATE A MORE FAIR WORLD ORDER HAHAHAHAHA.

imagine being arrested by a chinese cop in minecraft, that’s some next level roleplay right there.

we have epic battles between different countries’ police forces, who will come out on top? only one way to find out, JOIN US NOW.

plus, you never know when Xi Jinping himself might log on and join the fun. maybe he’ll even give you a tour of his secret underground base where he keeps all the world leaders he’s captured.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of a world where chinese law enforcement reigns supreme.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
Crystal Wands Charged: 19 Love Letters Sent: 3
Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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