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Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 6591 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 56 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)