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Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 436 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 10 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 14 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)