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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 9507 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Towns Built: | 9 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Potions Brewed: | 107 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)