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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 3348 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 8 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)