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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 2327 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Magical Moments Shared: | 20 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 34 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)