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Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 603 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 36 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)