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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 2446 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 50 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Ores Mined: | 1374 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)