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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 5902 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)