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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 2676 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 22 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)