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Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3444 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 28 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)