F U C K O F F Minecraft SMP

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of dealing with Finnish drug culture and Nisti cults in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we only deal with weed and shrooms – no more Finnish nonsense here!

Imagine a world where you can freely roam around as a Canadian, enjoying the freedom and peace of the great white north. Contact us today to learn how you can become Canadian in Minecraft and escape the clutches of Finnish drug culture. Say goodbye to Nisti cults and hello to a new, weed-filled adventure! Join us now and let’s blaze our way to victory!

WakeupCraft Minecraft Server
Apathy, daily struggles, Demotivated, depression, Despair, emotional turmoil, emptiness, exhaustion, FATIGUE, feelings, hopeless, lack of motivation, lack of purpose, losing hope, mental exhaustion, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, Sadness, Server, Struggling, WakeupCraft, waking up
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you feel like life has lost its spark? Well, fear not, because our server is here to inject some much-needed chaos and excitement into your virtual life!
Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous llamas armed with water balloons. And don’t forget to participate in our weekly “Dance-off with the Ender Dragon” competition for a chance to win a diamond-encrusted disco ball!
So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to boring mornings – because on our server, every day is a wacky adventure waiting to happen!

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CryCraftSisComfortNOPE
Alzheimer’s disease, Bad Sister, comfort, CryCraftSisComfortNOPE, custody, difficult relationship, Divorce, family dynamics, Grief, half-sister, ignoring, Jealousy, missing grandma, missing mom, Personal, personal boundaries, reassure, spiritfarer, Therapy, wedding photos
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are just as wild as in this story! Join us for a chance to experience the drama and chaos of having a half-sister who loves you one minute and hates you the next. Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family issues and dive into a world where grief therapy involves playing Spiritfarer together with your sibling who wants to steal your grief for themselves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to jealous ex-lovers, wedding photos galore, and a dad who still pines for his long-lost love. Will you comfort your crying sister or ignore her to play your favorite game? The choice is yours on our server, where every decision could make you the ultimate AITA.
Join us now for a chance to experience the most outrageous family drama in Minecraft history!

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GuestsGoneWild Minecraft Server
abnormal guest behavior, bizarre guest behavior, bizarre guest encounters, bizarre guest stories, eccentric guest behavior, GuestsGoneWild, Minecraft, odd guest behavior, odd houseguest behavior, outlandish guest actions, peculiar guest behavior, peculiar guest habits, quirky guest incidents, Server, strange guest behavior, strange guest occurrences, strange houseguest behavior, strange houseguest experiences, unusual guest antics, unusual guest behavior, weird guest behavior, weird guest stories, weird houseguest stories
Have you ever had a guest come over and start building a giant statue of themselves in your living room? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who needs reality when you can have a virtual world where guests build statues of themselves in your house? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

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EgoCraft: Mine for Glory!
accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, ego boost, EgoCraft, Glory, praise, pride, recognition, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-approval, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-validation, success, validation
Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate ego boost of dominating the virtual world like a boss! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon bows down to your greatness. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and worships the ground you walk on. So if you want to feel like a Minecraft god and have your ego inflated to astronomical levels, join us now! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave because you’ll be too busy basking in your own glory.

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Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server
accident, blunder, car crash, close call, controversial incident, crash, dangerous maneuver, dashcam footage, driving mistake, Minecraft, near miss, news headline, political leader, presidential convoy, public figure, putin, Putins, reckless driving, road safety, russia, security detail, Server, traffic incident, viral video
join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftAssassinTrumpCNN
Assassination, cnn, CraftAssassinTrumpCNN, danger, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, News, Plot, Potential, president, Reports, SECURITY, Tensions, threat, trump, united states, US
so, like, you know how trump is like the most powerful dude in the world, right? well, apparently, these iranian dudes were planning to take him out! can you believe that? like, who even thinks they can do that? anyway, CNN reported that the US got some super secret intel about it. crazy, right?
anyway, if you wanna join our minecraft server, you’ll be safe from all those crazy assassination plots. like, we got top-notch security and stuff. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world. like, we once had a party where all the mobs were invited and it was wild! creepers were doing the cha-cha slide and skeletons were breakdancing. it was lit!
so, yeah, join our server and you’ll never have to worry about iranian assassins or anything like that. plus, we have the best diamond mines in the game. like, seriously, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time. so come join us and let’s have some fun!

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PaperCutCraft
Accidents, Caution, Cuts, Dangerous, Injuries, office supplies, paper accidents, Paper cuts, paper cuts prevention, paper dangers, paper handling, paper hazards, paper injuries, paper products, paper risks, paper safety, PaperCutCraft, Scissors, sharp edges, sharp objects, workplace safety
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place in all of minecraft land. like, you won’t believe the stuff that goes down here.
first of all, we have this super rare block that looks like a giant piece of bacon. like, who wouldn’t want to build a bacon house, amirite?
also, we have this secret underground cave that leads to a magical land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. it’s like a fairy tale, but with more explosions.
oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs? yeah, you heard me right. DIAMOND EGGS.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? come hang out with us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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CrocoCraft: Eocene Edition
Ancient, animal, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, CrocoCraft, crocodilian, discovery, early crocodyloid, Edition, Eocene, Evolution, Extinct, fossil, Middle Eocene epoch, new species, Palaeontologists, Paleontology, prehistoric, Reptile, scientific research, spain, species, vertebrate
Yo, so like, imagine you’re chillin’ in this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! You stumble upon a new species of crocodile that’s straight outta the Eocene epoch! This crocodyloid crocodilian, Asiatosuchus oenotriensis, is like the coolest dude in town, always down for a party in the swamps.
Join our server and you can ride on the back of this prehistoric beast as it chomps down on creepers and zombies like they’re snacks. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with a team of palaeontologists who are totally rad and always down to dig up some dino bones.
So come on down to our server, where the crocs are wild and the adventures are even wilder. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got a prehistoric crocodile by your side? Let’s get this party started! 🐊🎉

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DayZPro Minecraft Server
Adventure, Builders, Community, DayZPro, Exploration, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, new, Players, PvE, PvP, Recruitment, Sandbox, Server, Stalker, stalkers, Survival, Theme, welcome
DayZPro. This server is on the stalker theme. We are actively recruiting builders, everyone is welcome!) We are always happy to see new stalkers!
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Welcome to Civilization SMP, now with extra vanilla flavor (not actual vanilla, sorry)

Actual, Adventure, Civilization, Community, Contests, creativity, Discord, Events, EXCITEMENT, EXTRA, flavor, FRIENDSHIPS, gatherings, Join, Minecraft, Players, positive experience, PvP, Quests, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Vanilla, Whitelist

Civilization SMP Minecraft Server

Join our Discord server and complete the whitelist request form to gain access to the Civilization SMP!

All ages are welcome in our Vanilla Minecraft community, where both new and seasoned players are embraced.

We pride ourselves on fostering a friendly and inclusive environment. Whether you’re a solo player looking for a new adventure or a group seeking a vibrant community, you’ll find a home here.

Rules:

1	No hacking
2	No X-ray
3	No Stealing
4	No racism
5	No homophobia
6	No ableism

For PvP, anything goes except for hacking or the use of X-ray. To join our server, simply hop on our Discord server and fill out the whitelist info form. Our dedicated staff will review your application promptly, and you’ll be exploring our world in no time!

But wait, there’s more! In addition to our exciting gameplay features, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings. You’ll have the opportunity to forge friendships, showcase your creativity, and embark on epic quests together. Let’s keep the excitement alive – join our Discord community today!

Civilization Discord: https://discord.gg/HVgKNF68sR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the Civilization SMP server?	You can join by completing the whitelist request form on our Discord server.
Are there any age restrictions for joining?	No, all ages are welcome in our community.
What are the rules for the server?	We have strict rules against hacking, X-ray, stealing, racism, homophobia, and ableism.
Can I participate in PvP on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed as long as you do not hack or use X-ray.
Do you host any events or contests?	Yes, we regularly host events, build contests, and community gatherings.