Explorium | Vanilla+ | WhiteList server Minecraft

colors, Community, Custom Items, Development, Discord, Events, Explorium, Mechanics, Minecraft, opportunities, Polls, Reality, recipes, Server, Support, Updates, Vanilla, Version 1.21., Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Potions Brewed:	78
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

New Minecraft Servers

? Explorium is a server where vanilla Minecraft comes to life with new colors! ?

Here, players don’t just play – they shape the very reality of the server, voting for unique mechanics, crafts and events. You can influence the development of the Minecraft world and take part in creating new opportunities!

? What makes us unique?

Events and voting: We launch small events every month, and large ones every three months. Vote for new mechanics or stop the changes – the outcome is always in the hands of the community!

Exclusive mechanics: On Explorium you will find custom items and recipes that will change the usual gameplay (for example, cooking in custom cauldrons and much more).

Friendly community and support – we are always there to help and discuss ideas for new events and mechanics.

? Don’t miss the chance to become part of our world! Join us on Discord to follow all the updates, participate in polls and keep abreast of new events.

Version: 1.21-1.21.1

➡️ Join our Discord and be the first to know everything!

explorium.morfios.cloud

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5929
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Potions Brewed:	141	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Towns Built:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4818
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Zombie Dances:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Dragon Eggs Found:	2387
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Towns Built:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Dragon Scales Harvested:	347	Dragon Eggs Found:	1969
Crops Grown:	1992	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Emeralds Found:	1986	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Ores Mined:	8377	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2292
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Holy Grails Found:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Ores Mined:	4015
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Farms Harvested:	666

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Endless Night Skies:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Players Killed by Monsters:	7037
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!