Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Crops Grown: 8167
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY