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Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Dimension Hops: 9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1103
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 6354
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Secret Passages Found: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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