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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Divine Spears Created: 13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7
Epic Battles Fought: 13 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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